oatmeal cream pie surprise

The act of not ejaculating for an amount of time necessary for the semen to become chunky (like oatmeal), and then engaging in anal or vaginal sex until ejaculation.

Dude, I gave that bitch an oatmeal cream pie surprise!

by Adam Bucknasty April 10, 2008

anal cream pie

What happens after harcore anal sex. If you a heterosexual the manjaculation will drip from the anus into the pussssssy. If you are a Dudley or a Wixon the manjaculation will drip onto the balls causing a creampie affect.

Dudley and Wixson had some delicious anal cream pie today, so they say.

by merriwether lewis and clark gable May 17, 2006

Boston Cream Pie

A blowjob consisting of a penis covered in Nutella or other chocolate spreading and the "cream" is the cum.

I covered my dick in chocolate and I gave her a Boston cream pie.

by Mr.wRight May 28, 2014

Boston cream pie

When a man ejaculates and urinates inside a woman's vagina. Then she pushes it out into his mouth to eat.

I was so wasted last night I let my girlfriend give me a Boston cream pie.

by Iggy54 October 17, 2017

muffin cream pie

Muffin cream pie-When a woman calls her vagina a muffin and it has been filled with a nice healthy dose of semin that is noticeable from across the room.
Muffin cream pie is the best
pie ever

Muffin cream pie took first place at the State fair this year

by Phatwags K October 30, 2017

Pumpkin cream pie

When u carve two holes in a pumpkin and try and touch dicks in the middle and see who can cream first then pull that shit out and make a pumpkin pie using your grandmas recipe then serve it to your family at thanksgiving dinner with love !!! Gobble gobble

Damn I Sure hope Jake invites me to Thanksgiving dinner I heard him and Nathan made a Pumpkin cream pie last night!!!! Boy was Zack pissed

by $horty da Pimp October 19, 2019

Boston Cream Pie

The act of ejaculating in a particularly dark anus, generally stained with crusted feces. While the anal color may vary, the act is most often associated with a deep chocolate colored butthole.

Anal Creampie

Nutter Butter

Bro 1: Dude, I blew the hugest nut in Tiffany’s asshole this morning. I swear she never wipes her ass when she shits!

Bro 2: You gave your girl a Boston Cream Pie? Go clean the shit outta your dick hole. Nasty mother fucker.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020