cp

creepypasta

lol i had such big cp phase

by TypiIsSus January 11, 2022

cp

something very tasty......

dude 1: i looovvve cp.
dude 2: yeah me too, cheese pizza is sooo good.
dude 1:yeah...

by huck4life❤❤❤ January 30, 2024

cp

in Asian countries, cp stands for couple, which is the same as a 'ship' in Americas
you might see "cp雜食、左右非固定" in people's twitter bios. this directly translates to "cp omnivore, left/right unfixed"
this is slang to say they ship multiple pairings, and don't mind who tops or bottoms in them (they use left/right to mean A/B or top/bottom, referring to the two people in the ship)

"why does it say CP in this person's bio? are they a pedo freak?"
"no, but you are a western idiot"

by destroyafteruse February 20, 2023

CP

nuh uh

"Rececp"
"The fuck is a rececp????"

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024

CP

A CP is a medium-height asian guy who thinks he is white and wishes the third reich was a reality. Usually never caught in public without a polo shirt, sailor shoes and khaki pants. He is your mother-in-laws worst nightmare and wettest dream. His vocabulary includes words such as "bitch", "feminist" and "communist".

Wow, shut up. You're being such a CP right now.

by rissemisse October 31, 2019

CP Merchant

Pirates that transport cargo pants, cheese pizza enjoyers, or Playboi Carti enthusiasts

Person 1: "You hear there's gonna be a new pizza place opening in town?"
Person 2: "Yeah there's gonna be a lot of CP Merchants there!"

by LoganLogger March 25, 2025

CPS

CPS means click per second

person1:how many cps do u have?
person2:idk lol.

by yoyo_the_mcg_a_m_e_r January 3, 2023