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Cunting Oath

v. the act of promising to stay pure until your loved one gives up their cunt for you to go balls-deep in.
"I shall take a Cunting Oath until we marry so we may have amazing rough sex, m'love."
by Doctor Acula April 25, 2010
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Cunting the Bunting

Having a downer on everything fun. Looking for the negative side to exciting stuff.
John! Please will you just enjoy the party for once and stop cunting the bunting
by TomaKilo March 4, 2011
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cunting spider

Any spider, regardless of species, large enough to cause distress.
Look at that fucking cunting spider over there . Go get me a shoe.
by MrBooze November 17, 2016
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cunting yourself

Is the act of shoving your own fingers up your anal cavity
“Gee I had a good last night
“Were you cunting yourself?”
Of course
by Berneyyyyyyyyyy May 19, 2018
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Cunting Pile of Fuck

A phrase to describe someone who is a fucking idiot
by Spicoli 69 May 5, 2021
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nerd courting

(Non-romantic) Attempting to earn another nerd's favor by appealing to their nerdness. Applicable in the tech world where nerds with power are generally difficult to get along with
- Dude, that Datacenter manager is real jerk, he says no to every request!
- Not Joe, he was totally nerd courting him the other day talking about proper cabling methods for an hour and now all of his requests get approved
- Not me, I totally nerd courted him by talking about proper cabling methods for an hour and now he approves all my requests!
by CrunchyTacooos January 14, 2015
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Goodwill Cunting

When a person shags another person as a favor to someone else. There are two types of Goodwill Cunting scenarios, categorized by whose benefit motivates the shagging.

1) Third-Party Goodwill Cunting: The Goodwill Cunter is doing the shagging as a favor for a third party (not the one being shagged). This is often done to facilitate sex between other people (e.g., having sex with a hot girl's ugly friend so your buddy can bang the hot girl) or to distract the one being shagged (e.g., shagging a girl so her little sister can sneak out with the rest of your friends).

2) Direct-Beneficiary Goodwill Cunting: The favor is for the one being shagged. This type of Goodwill Cunting is often motivated by pity, performed by girls on really sweet friend-zone guys who never EVER get laid.
1) Mike owes me big time! He finally scored with that hot girl Krisi, thanks to my throwing down some goodwill cunting on her ugly friend Jeni.

2) Man, I feel so bad for Bobby! He's so sweet and never gets laid. Since he did my homework all year, I might just throw down some goodwill cunting if I can't get my ugly friend Jeni to fuck him for me.
by Spammygirl October 28, 2013
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