Congress

A group of elected officials from a single racial and economic demographic creating a large amount of rules that have never been actually read by anyone. These rules affect a large group of people who they have never met and don't care about.

Kyle: today at the office my boss gave himself a raise & denied all employee paid vacation requests.

Mark: Ohh he pulled a Congress

by thelastusername December 22, 2009

conger eels and rice

1. a meal that londoners eat on holiday in thailand
2. a bush mouthpiece

1. "oi, bring us a nuvva plate of that conga eels 'n' rice"
2. "and now, speaking from the white house: conger eels and rice"

by theWestHamfan December 4, 2003

congratulatable

When a situation that deserves praise or congratulations occurs.

Yo man. I hear you got accepted to Phi Delta Emo. That is super congratulatable! Peace out.

by ELSNV March 23, 2007

congtar

1: A rare large Cat that breathes fire and wears socks.

2: a side effect of being in class too long.

3: A typo, typically for misspelling Congrats.

Oh man! I was in class yesterday and I got a bad case of the Congtars. I couldn't keep my hands from shaking!

by Liam Sargent January 17, 2008

Congratulence

Endless emails from coworkers voicing their congratulations for something that happened in the office such as a promotion or a major customer win.

My inbox reeks from all the congratulence over my promotion.

by mlw_srpm March 18, 2009

Congo Sausage

Euphemism for interracial wee wee.

Always considered rather trampy, she was notorious for her love of the Congo Sausage.

by El Stink July 17, 2009

congratudolences

Congratulations offered to a co-worker who has just accepted a promotion that will certainly lead to misery.

Hey, Greg, my congratudolences on making division chief.

by colleraldamage2009 September 2, 2009