by yoson3434 January 23, 2011

1. A character in Home Movies.
2. A drunken loser who strikes out with women, thinks he's hot shit, and coaches some sport at school, usually while hung over or after his dealer/bookie breaks one of his legs.
3. Drunken Dave
2. A drunken loser who strikes out with women, thinks he's hot shit, and coaches some sport at school, usually while hung over or after his dealer/bookie breaks one of his legs.
3. Drunken Dave
"Hey, did you see Coach McGurk today?"
"Yeah, he came hobbling into school about an hour late and kept his sunglasses on all class."
"Yeah, he came hobbling into school about an hour late and kept his sunglasses on all class."
by Natepalm June 19, 2006

This breed is normally a earth friendly math teacher who likes blue priuses, it has man psycho moments and likes to lift weights. It also is a Asian stud who picks up many young ladies who are 18+. Occasionally it wears a mullet to his class to think it is redneck. Sorry for the inconvenience if it comes to your class.
by Seat 24 November 4, 2009

the coach of the football-basketball team (according to the pitch they play on)...his accent is getting out of hand and words usually end up with "R"s in them. He once had a rap single in his far off home country called 'These People try to fade me!' though no-one has ever heard the song.
(Being given some Jujy-Fruits) Ooh! Jurjy-Fruits! Oh i mean: Georgey-Frorts! Georgey-Frooooorrrgy! George Forman?
by laurstanz August 30, 2003

Coach Z is the hilarious Canadian coach at Crazy Go Nuts University that has a secret love for Marzipan and wants to return to his former glory as a rapper.
Coach Z: Homestar, you done a great jorb out there.
Homestar: I'm sorry what?
Coach Z: I said you done a great jorb.
Homestar: (laughing)Coach Z, that's ridiculous.
Homestar: I'm sorry what?
Coach Z: I said you done a great jorb.
Homestar: (laughing)Coach Z, that's ridiculous.
by Matt Damon gets all the ladies. January 28, 2005

A truly loved leader that takes his wide knowledge from Gary and drive to explore the world from paddy, overall a wonderful man the inspires the team to do their very best while he idolises keanos fashion sense....Baggy PantsCoach Watson is destined to become one of the greats basically a God!
by Lemon555 June 11, 2018

A mentally unstable man who penguin walks and had the personality of a special needs individual who constantly eats tuna. His classroom smells like wet dog.
by Theblack_nightmare637 December 31, 2019
