chili giggles

1. The unfortunate event that you have the giggles, and shart while giggling.

2. A silly, spasmodic laugh; titter from
ill-concealed amusement which turns into nervous embarrassment from

an impromptu shitty fart.

Marvin and Lucile were thoroughly satistfied with their adventurous dinner date at Sloppy Joey's, until they both had chili giggles.

The chili giggles struck suddenly while we were all cracking jokes.

That questionable buffet looks like a great source for some chili giggles.

by Freyjawired July 3, 2017

Chili Ringwald

Get your Asshole licked while watching The Breakfast club

Hey babe I rented sixteen candles for you, I’m ready for my chili Ringwald.

by sharknuts May 27, 2018

Chili dog

When you’re doing anal and get shit on your dick

Shit, now I have a chili dog

by TheRealestDicker May 9, 2019

Chili's Abortion

When you regret having an abortion and all you want is your baby back, baby back, baby back.

Now that she is older, she realizes she had a Chili's Abortion when she was a teen.

by War-Damn-Eagle1977 July 7, 2019

Chili Wolf

The act of being sexually attracted to Diarrhea or liquidy fecal matter

"Why did you brake up with Steph"
"After i got food poisoning last week. I discorvered she was a Chili Wolf when she was palming the toilet after i left to grab my phone"

by DirtyMonchy September 2, 2019

Chili cheese grilled cheese

Heat a bowl of chili up.

Take two slices of bread, butter one side of each piece.

Drop a slice, butter side down, on the grill, throw a slice of pepper Jack on the upside. Spoon some chili on the B, drop another slice of provolone, then finalize this artwork with the last slice of bread.
Grill ittttt

Squish Mayo in there.

Ey, KPH, are you making me that chili cheese grilled cheese?
Where's my CCGC, woman!

by Dread Cpt Planet October 18, 2019

chili probation

When you're eaten so much chili that your body stops functioning normally and it is no longer medically sound to eat any more.

Dude I had so much chili today that I can barely walk. Think I'm on chili probation for a bit.

by fosterfrancis March 1, 2021