Chaosopher

A person who studies or seeks chaos.

That follower of Discordianism is hardly seeking enlightenment. He's a chaosopher, rather than a philosopher.

by Rev. Chaosopher F. Innuendozo May 24, 2010

Chaos Magnet

A person who attracts a large amount of chaos into his or her life.

John: I don't know if I can take it any longer -- her life is just one debacle after another. If it's not her car breaking down, it's her losing her phone charger, or overdrawing her account, or getting locked out of her house. What is the deal?

Jack: I hear you -- she's a total chaos magnet.

by RD VLVT July 11, 2011

Champskillet

A homeskillet of champ proportions. Often a source of sincere friendship and confidence. A term of endearment for a favorite friend.

What's up champskillet?
Pulling an all-nighter with my champskillet tonight!

by Fireskillet August 25, 2011

chaos pack

A term for a bum bag or fanny pack. Filled with your drugs, lollipops or other assortments of chaos to get you through a lengthy festival

Are you taking a chaos pack to the festival?

by manimal__ July 29, 2015

Chaos Bringer

One who brings forth the ultimate destructive force of Chaos.

"Did you hear about all the terrible things that happened since the new kid showed up?"

"Yea, maybe he's a Chaos Bringer."

by QuazarHD October 19, 2015

chaos porn

A general term for incoherent ideologies and absurd conspiracy theories that allow adherents to ignore unpleasant truths and engage in rich fantasy lives where their perceived enemies are punished for imaginary crimes. Although followers passionately believe in an overthrow of the dominant paradigm, few take direct action away from their computers, and instead choose to live their lives online, enjoying the anticipation of a revolution that never comes.

After losing his job because of Trump's trade war, John spent his days wallowing in chaos porn, tweeting for hours about the secret indictments that would end the pervasive child sex trafficking in Washington D.C. and finally give his life meaning.

by AaronBurr626 August 7, 2018

chams l3achia

Ya chams l3achia is the sun of the afternoon

Come help me just after chams l3achia

by Mo Abouothsm November 13, 2019