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cause can

A term refering to an act or action that is possible or can be done.
"Why you always so happy for?"
"*Cause can*"
by DatOneSamoan August 24, 2017
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Aggravated torture causing bodily harm

The criminal code and international charge i am pressing against ontario and canada after 1523 bb gun bbb birdshot suicide attempts 2 cut flexor tendons and 3 broken bones 2 in my foot and cracked ribs.

My life.

398 hospital apprehensions that broke bone, 1523 suicide attempts by firearm broke bone,
320 million dollars from health canada,
9 years of police brutality,
7 cities and towns fled from
74 friends legally dead
And
3 identification name changes
I want canada charged with Aggravated torture causing bodily harm as a victim of injustice as K.C.W.G.
Kaelen cody william granger-as on birth certificate
by Cody5050 May 12, 2023
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I don't see how this isn't intended to do explicitly that.
Hym "I mean, if the lawyers need to sign as a guarantee that the filing isn't being used to Harass, Cause Unnecessary Delay, or Increase The Cost of Litigation then why am I being harassed? Why is me getting paid being unnecessarily delayed? And I don't really care about the cost of litigation but I did have to sit here with fluid in my brain for months. It's still there! Less now. I don't feel like my cognition is impaired as much. But I can still hear it slamming against the back of my ear drum... So, you're saying they can't do it but they're doing it. Exactly what this is intended to do. Harass, Cause Unnecessary Delay, or Increase The Cost of Litigation. And avoid having to bring me my money."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
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Cause and effect

I also don't have to accept your framing of the situation as a matter of fault vs blame and I don't have to let you control my fucking mind. If you do not pay for my work in accordance with my 5th amendment rights and you don't give my right not to associate with people who are actively stalking and harassing me then I'm going to revoke your daughter's right to life. Give me MY rights and do it now or I will take your kids.
Hym "It's not a matter of fault, it's a matter of cause and effect. And I've proven the targeted harassment is both real and happening to me and I'm not going to let you using me as a test case so you can claim that doing this doesn't get your kids murdered. But YOU will let a butthole molested mental retard uses YOU as a sentient pocket-pussy so HE can claim he's better than me. So there's that. I don't have to let you do thus and get away with it."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
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Cause Cannon

A wearisome, vacuous windbag that takes any opportunity to spout Guardian-esque pinko rhetoric in relation to any left-wing hobby-horse as if they were an authority that cannot be challenged or questioned.
"That twerp Tarquin's mouth sewer was firing out the Mayor's tripe about air quality in the pub again last night as if it's not a smoke screen for more stealth taxation. What a total Cause Cannon."
by LastRealist August 29, 2023
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questionable cause fallacy

Also known as non causa pro causa (non cause for cause/not a cause for a cause) or false cause fallacy

A logical fallacy in which a cause is wrongly defined
Here's the exhaustive list of Questionable Cause Fallacy:
1. Post ergo propter hoc
2. Correlation means causation
3. Texas Sharpshooter
4. Circular cause and consequence
5. Singular cause fallacy
6. Regression fallacy
7. Jumping into conclusions
8. Association fallacy (guilt/honor by association, such as reductio ad Hitlerum/Godwin's Law, reductio ad Stalinum/red-tag/red-bait) {Association Fallacy is an illegitimate child between ad hominem and questionable cause fallacy/false cause fallacy/non causa pro causa}
by Sir. B November 4, 2021
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Caused

And you're still wrong. I don't make a harm argument. I actually demonstrate (explicitly) why a harm argument wouldn't be a good one (Citing stealing meds as an example as "not having Concerta" doesn't constitute a state of harm). I cite the logistical irrelevance BUT that doesn't speak to the social relevance as A selection criteria OR as HER selection criteria. No, CLEARLY I'm too easy to flatter. What would it take for you to actually cede ANY point regarding a woman's choice in the context of sex? If there an age? 5 years old? If it gets hard it ships? Animals? What would it take for her to be wrong? Nothing? If the answer to that question is "Nothing" then your arguments for why this particular instance is justified are irrelevant. A woman CAN'T be wrong to you.
Hym "Whether or not it caused any harm is irrelevant. My argument is and alway has been gender-based discrimination in the ENFORCEMENT of rules, creating a hostile work environment where I was threatened with punitive action EXPLICITLY for THE RETARD NOT DOING WHAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO and at the same the other one is fucking the retard. I'm being deprived of damages that become increasingly medically necessary. And even THESE are only some of the MANY grievances I have. You know what? Nevermind. Better yet, I'll just sit and wait to have a stroke. Oo! Or I could care about your kids! That would do it. No, it's fine. Your argument for why I should be fine with you fucking a retard instead of me a far more important than any. It's fine. Your fine."
by Hym Iam July 27, 2023
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