Michael Carey

To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.

Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.

by Why$$ September 12, 2020

Mariah Carey

That one bitch whos goddamn song we have to listen to for 2 months straight every fucking year.

Oh my god, Mariah Carey is on the radio AGAIN

by Pe/nis December 8, 2022

Carey

Heygeon’s gf

Carey is C-A-R-E-Y

by Niggey Mouse November 21, 2021

Mariah Carey

Ding ding ding da ding ding ding da ding ding ding da ding… BA DUM BA DUM BA DUM BA

Mariah Carey- All I want for Christmas is you

by wvalenti12 November 21, 2021

Mariah Carey

Some bitch that comes out after Halloween and tries to grace our ears with her overplayed song and Christmas Carols. Like damn. We are trying to get to Thanksgiving first. Calm down on the Christmas decorations and lemme smash on a Turkey leg frfr

Calendar: Oct. 31 11:59 pm. Spooky costumes and aisles of Candy
Calendar: Nov. 1 12:00 am. Mariah Carey Music on the intercom: “All I want for Christmassssssssss”… is a bullet to my skull

by NotsocooldudenamedDanny November 13, 2021

H frank carey

This school located in Franklin square. This school is the shittest school in Long Island. If you tell anyone you go here they look at you up and down and ask how you survive there. Most of the 7th-9th graders vape/ smoke weed. The seniors snort crack and other substances. The teachers either look like there ready to shoot themselfs or are high asf. Also full of homophobic racist white boys. Honestly Fuck this school is so bad

“You go to h frank carey?”
“Yes”
“That must suck”

by Skylerthecreator August 21, 2022

mariah carey

a trash singer who hibernates all year up until november 1st and goes back to sleep december 26

-november first-

mariah carey: cums everywhere to cum

by grs! November 4, 2022