conga line of buttfuck

1) Gay group sex where each participant other than the first and last man has a penis in his rectum and his penis in a rectum. 2) A line of motorists with no regard for adequate following distance.
Look at those cager assholes making a conga line of buttfuck.
by flodgenuttz February 19, 2015
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Buttfuck

A person whose weirdness and stupidity is beyond belief
My friend Rodger goes to sleep easier listening to battle sounds, he is a Buttfuck
by TheLadSimon January 29, 2021
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ButtFuck

When you light your cigarette with someone else's lit cigarette
"Hey dude, can you buttfuck me?"
by Bing Bong Sing Song August 24, 2022
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buttfucker

A person who has too much integrity who favors doing the right thing over saving human life with their transparency. Most people who identify as buttfuckers often lack empathy, compassion, and a consience, and often sell their folks down the river when confronted with an ethical dilemma, rather than commit perjury to save someone's life. Immanuel Kant is regarded as the founding father of buttfuckers, due to the categorial imperative stating that lying to save humanity is using others as mere commodities, rather than ends in themselves.
A historical example of buttfuckers are the people who snitched on Anne Frank and her family, while hiding in an attic in the Nazi-Occupied Netherlands. While the action was unethical and wrong, telling the truth was imperative when the SD and Gestapo agents questioned the family who hid the Franks in their attic. Think of integrity as a double-edged sword, on one side it's crucial, but on the other it's precarious because you could hurt or others with your transparency.
by kinghiroichi1 July 1, 2025
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Buttfuck Scramble

When one shoves eggs up their partner's ass, fucks them to crack the eggs, and has that partner shit them back out into a pan to cook and eat the resulting scramble.
"I heard through a grapevine that Brad convinced his girlfriend to try a Buttfuck Scramble, the other night."
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Buttfuck Mania

Buttfuck Mania is after a long stressful day you just want to come home and rest and more inconvenient things come your way and it is often tiring.
I have work after this stressful day at school this is Buttfuck Mania
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
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