Buttfuck

Ahhh he is trying to buttfuck me right now!
by Gamer terms November 4, 2021
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Buttfuck Mania

Buttfuck Mania is after a long stressful day you just want to come home and rest and more inconvenient things come your way and it is often tiring.
I have work after this stressful day at school this is Buttfuck Mania
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
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Buttfucker 3000

A yoho who logs into a court Zoom meeting with the name Buttfucker 3000 who looks like a discord moderator thats ends up infuriating Judge Jeffery MIddleton into putting Buttfucker 3000 in the waiting room.
Your name’s not “Buttfucker 3000, you yoho.” -Judge Middleton
by Hanakosmomsimp May 20, 2022
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The ol' 1979 buttfuck

A more colorful version of the ol' one two punch; the ol' tag and bag; the ol' shake and bake. Basically when you and your homie team up and do something fuckin awesome.
The groom had two Best Men, so we teamed up for the Best Man speech at the wedding and gave it the ol' 1979 buttfuck.
by grizzli25 May 18, 2017
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buttfucker

A person who has too much integrity who favors doing the right thing over saving human life with their transparency. Most people who identify as buttfuckers often lack empathy, compassion, and a consience, and often sell their folks down the river when confronted with an ethical dilemma, rather than commit perjury to save someone's life. Immanuel Kant is regarded as the founding father of buttfuckers, due to the categorial imperative stating that lying to save humanity is using others as mere commodities, rather than ends in themselves.
A historical example of buttfuckers are the people who snitched on Anne Frank and her family, while hiding in an attic in the Nazi-Occupied Netherlands. While the action was unethical and wrong, telling the truth was imperative when the SD and Gestapo agents questioned the family who hid the Franks in their attic. Think of integrity as a double-edged sword, on one side it's crucial, but on the other it's precarious because you could hurt or others with your transparency.
by kinghiroichi1 July 1, 2025
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Buttfuck Scramble

When one shoves eggs up their partner's ass, fucks them to crack the eggs, and has that partner shit them back out into a pan to cook and eat the resulting scramble.
"I heard through a grapevine that Brad convinced his girlfriend to try a Buttfuck Scramble, the other night."
by A.O.B.L. October 15, 2023
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