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HAS WAY BETTER FUCKING MEAT THAN SUPERMARKETS, FUCK SHITBURY'S AND PISSCO'S MEAT. It is also known as a Cowdery.
Person1: I'm gonna pop to the tesco's down the street for some sausages.
Person2: Are you taking the piss? Go to the fucking Butchers mate.
Person1: It's a bloody 10 minutes drive for some sausages? Piss off mate.
Person3: Trust him, he is right.
Person1: Oh fine..
*Dinner time*
Person1: You two were fucking right, changed my shitting life. Finally not spending £2.50 for some shitty
Richmond's sausages.
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Butchies

an informal term used to describe masculine-presenting lesbians or women, often embodying a more traditionally masculine style or demeanor.
The group of friends referred to themselves affectionately as the ‘butchies’ when hanging out together.”
by Taylor Brooks June 29, 2024
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de-bitchlessnessing

Trying to find one of your friends a lady after he has been dumped, or is just out of the game.
"how's the de-bitchlessnessing of john coming along?"
"Oh, not bad, i took him to the club last night and he got a couple of numbers."
by eternally bitchless August 3, 2007
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heat bitchiness

A state occuring before heat exhaustion but after heat frustration. Often accompanied by phrases such as "Dammit! It's hot! Why is it so damn hot!"
Get this woman a margarita! She's passed from heat frustration into full on heat bitchiness!
by MrGryphon October 26, 2015
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Stuart butchers

A nob gobbling cock swabbler! A man who can fit more cocks in his mouth than all pornstars combined! An arsehole like the channel tunnel and a throat to match!
Fuck me Stuart butchers is a stinker nob gobbling cock swabbler!

Stuart Butchers fucks slot of men
by The conch shell November 23, 2018
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The Butchers

A group of misfits who cry over the smallest things and, suck each others arse hair. They are often racist and very delusional. Act hard. Never get into fights. Proper sly ones.
Look at them The butchers over there. Dirty fuckers they are.
by Didn’t ask June 8, 2020
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Mega Bitchessi

Mega Bitchessi - a highly evolved mutated Bonessi(see Bonessi) When Bitchessi uses her voices, the strong vocal vibrations cause your eyes, ears and nose to bleed because the normal human body cannot handle the sound.

The nails of the Bitchessi have developed a strong organic steel like layer and have the ability to increase and decrease their length at will. They also secret a venom. If the venom enters your bloodstream, your body will go into paralysis only allowing you to speak in spanish verbs. The tongue becomes slit and long like a snake.

When Mega Bitchessi gets angry she will shed her skin revealing a layer of green scales, only growing her human skin back when she calms down. She crawls on all fours and her adhesive palms and feet allow her to stick to walls. She has developed selective super hearing allowing her to hear spanish verbs conjugated wrong and will pounce on all perpetrators of the “crime.” Her eyes will piece into your soul making you see your greatest fear.
The biggest trigger of this mutation is the mention of Joe Biden, or the mention of LGBTQ rights and multiple genders. Hearing these words causes the Bonessi to become encased in a cocoon until emerging as a Mega Bitchessi.

It is possible to reverse this transformation under very rare circumstances. It must suck the 1-inch penis Donald Trump while he is singing the communist national anthem. The Mega Bitchessi will calm down. Only then, can the process be reversed.
Here comes Mega Bitchessi, everyone hide!
by fakeitflowers November 19, 2020
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