cat burglar

To shit in a litter box then steal 1 good dvd from a one night stand and escape without being detected.

I pulled the cat burglar on that chick that I fucked last night and now I have season two of greys anatomy. - Ken A

by Bar1der September 15, 2021

Bumfluff Burglar

Have you ever woken up with a surprisingly low amount of bumfluff? this is due to the little gnomes that have stolen your bumfluff, these were real creatures that were eradicated in 1432 but they would nestle in between your buns and when you slept would take your bumfluff. Nowadays the insult is coined at a Scrooge-like character who does not spare his money. By referring to them as small gnomes stationed within one's bum crack and saying they steal someones bumfluff is a dangerously powerful insult. This definition was brought to you by F . I . N . G . E . R . S . N . A . T . C . H . E . R . inc

Ben: "So Alex are you gonna buy us a round of drinks?"
Alex: "Naw"
Ben: "No wonder your da left you, you are such a bumfluff burglar"

by PLADAMIR VUTIN March 23, 2019

bowel burglar

One who engages in anal sex.

Synonymous with ass burglar and butt pirate.

Bruce's boyfriend is a total bowel burglar; he'll do anything that moves.

by Hamburglar May 13, 2005

the cum burglar

he comes into your bedroom at 3am and steals ur cum

bro the cum burglar took my cum, he has a nice ass tho

by 31498765 May 26, 2021

chode burglar

Verb; The act of shoving an object in the general direction of a seated persons chode causing a painful sensation.

That fucking hurts you chode burglar.

by Sam April 23, 2005

turd burglar

Jason Small is a turd burglar

Once Jason Small burgled my turds.

by Jack Auf April 1, 2005

Turd Burglar

somebody who uses the end of their dick to fish out poo from another man's ass and then felching feces and semen out of the other man's anoose

"It looks as though you caught yourself quite a crunch up here Peter, this Turd Burglar may take a while . . . mind if I spit on it?

by Husker McNuggets September 22, 2009