Turd-Burglar

Someone who tries to open the bathroom stall door while you are inside.

I was trying drop a duece when some Turd-Burglar tried to bust in my stall!

by fallenaway April 4, 2009

TERD BURGLAR

when the family dog sneaks into the litter box to eat cat poop.

Daisy is a terd burglar so don't leave her alone near the litter box.

by Mrs. McGuinness July 22, 2006

turd burglar

One who likes to steal another person's freshly released turd.

Turd = Shit

Turd burglar is also a name that a person who always is the pitcher while having anal sex.

I knew a kid in high school that would wait for you to leave the bathroom and then go and rob your turd that you just disposed of.

Turd = Shit... It is released from your anus and is usually a brown color but sometimes may vary depending on what you have had to eat.

My best friends boyfriend stuck his dick in her ass last night. He is known for being a turd burglar!

by Tasha April 5, 2005

Terd Burglar

The act of intentionally taking credit for the work of others; Stealing shit someone worked hard to acquire, create or achieve.

I can't believe all the work I put into planning the bachelor party for the that terd burglar Rick to go and take credit for my ideas!

by SkinnyTee October 17, 2010

turd burglar

To keep it blatant, someone who breaks into your house while you're sleeping, tip-toes into your bathroom, reaches into your plumbing and steals your poo, stores it in their mouth or shirt, and scuttles out without being seen. Creepy poo thieves.

Brendan is the ILLEST turd burglar.

See Dan? You know why he's smiling so wide? He just burgled some turds for his collection.

by sfvszcdv December 20, 2009

Sperm burglar

A woman who becomes pregnant by raping a man.

Dave, "mate, you know that woman who raped me 9 months ago."
Mike, "Yeah, why did you just bring it up?"
Dave,"I saw her with a kid that looks a bit like a younger me."
Mike,"She's a sperm burglar!"

by Lukethesod October 29, 2008

turd burglar

to fuck with another bloke

he is definately ging to be a turd burglar when hes older

by squeezemetim June 9, 2005