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human buffer

the perfect guest who is invited to family get-togethers for the sole purpose of buffering the in-laws from the rest of the immediate family.
Hey, let's invite your brother's new girlfriend for Christmas this year. She was the perfect human buffer at Thanksgiving. She laughed at and made all the appropriate comments during the in-laws' nonsensical ramblings and stupid jokes that all the rest of us have heard a thousand times. She rocks!!!
by kwhit January 6, 2008
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buffer timepass

do some other stuff on computer while your video is buffering because u want to see whole video in one go.
chat :_

urbangirl - why are you talking so strange?

urbanboy - oh sry its just my buffer timepass . i am so curiuos to see that video that am checking it again and again
by laksr January 31, 2010
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Band Buffer

Person who performs sexual favors (usually oral) for all band members before live performance in order to settle nerves and anxiety.
My band buffer scaffed their teeth on my shaft, so I grabbed the baby powder and smacked a bitch.
by A NAME THAT WAS AVAILABLE August 12, 2009
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buffer bars

device used with skill to shine an old vagina - similar to the tools to shine shoes
I fucked Jon Gosselin last night and had to used the buffer bars to clean my dirty pussy
by AJandKiawna November 12, 2009
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Pasha Bulker

The great big coal ship that got stuck on Newcastles, (Australia) Nobbys Beach.
by thrustenator July 29, 2007
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The Buffer

The last big fart right before you have to take a shit. Usually smells worse than the actual shit. Generally this is the last sign that an oncoming shit is inevitable and imminent. A slow, controlled walk to the nearest shitter may be required.
by Oregon Hillbilly November 9, 2010
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buffer

A word used on the TV series "The Riches" used to describe non-travelers. Buffer is a corruption of the word buffoon which in turn may originate from the old Italian "buffare", meaning to puff out one's cheeks.
I stole that buffers keys.
I don't go to buffer facilities like public school.
by CharlieG May 1, 2008
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