Ruby Breakfast

To pleasure a woman orally whilst they are menstruating; usually in the morning. the phrase is taken from the popular breakfast juice produced by Tropicana.
Carl and Heather enjoyed a ruby breakfast before work”
by Sister_Vigilante September 13, 2010
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Eating Breakfast

The act of sodomizing or being sodomized during Breakfast Table. The Dean creating the special jizz filled cup of coffee could also be considered "Eating Breakfast."
Dchi Member: Yea lots of us were Eating Breakfast this morning during Breakfast Table.

Normal Person: Don't tell me that shit dude that's fucking gross.

Dchi Member: Doesn't everyone eat Breakfast?

I never thought Eating Breakfast could be so painful.
by Very Tall Human January 12, 2011
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Bed & Breakfast

When a gay man uses an attractice woman to lure a straight or bi-curious man into a sexual escapade.
So Gary really wanted to bang Betty, and Rick knew it, so he invited them for a little Bed & Breakfast. Next think Gary new He was kissing Betty but Rick's hard dick was about five inches into his anus.
by Buford T Johnson December 17, 2009
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belfast breakfast

(Irish slang)

the act of wedging a pipe bomb, molotov cocktail, or other homemade incendiary device into the anal cavity of a loyalist.

the Belfast Breakfast originated in the 1920s as an IRA torture and/or revenge method, not as wedging a pipebomb directly into the anal cavity, but rather dousing a loyalist's pants in whiskey and lighting, followed by uproarious drunken brogue laughter. It quickly evolved and spread to other guerrilla groups, and was even mentioned in Eli Roth's short animated series, "the Rotten Fruit."
Banandar: "I'd love to shove a pipe bomb up their arses... give 'em a real belfast breakfast"
by Wild Drunken Bill August 06, 2007
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Breakfast Orgy

A Breakfast Orgy (also known as a B.O.) is when a party of more than 3 people engage in sexual activities while enjoying a variety of breakfast foods. This may only occur between the hours of 6 and 10:30am. (Specifically during the hours that Chick-fila serves breakfast)
John: Bro, let's invite Susan to our Breakfast Orgy on Wednesday.

Jim: Ok, but tell her not to bring those muffins again. I'm lactose intolerant.
by Bob7145 October 13, 2016
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Cowboy Breakfast

A quick, high-protein, solo, breakfast (or anytime) meal option where you throw your legs up and jack off into your mouth.
I was running low on fuel and had to get moving, so i settled for the Cowboy Breakfast.
by Edgar Christianson February 02, 2017
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Breakfast of Champions

Cold pizza and beer left over from the night before. May or may not include a cigarette.
After the party, I had no cash for a real breakfast. I had to eat the Breakfast of Champions and hope it would hold me until I could hit up an ATM.
by AnonPa December 06, 2013
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