breakfast soup 

What cereal SHOULD have been called.

Scientist: "I, the great scientist Craig Cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! I shall name it Cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!"

Smarter scientist: "That doesn't even make sense! That clearly should be called 'breakfast soup' you narcissistic bastard"

breakfast soup by Mr. Bad Idea November 28, 2016

Breakfast Club 

A group of friends who always hang out or a group of people you never thought would be friends

You see Logan over there with that kid John? Man, I've saw him with five other completely different people..Such a breakfast club

Breakfast Club by WeekendsAreLife April 18, 2018

Breakfast Salad 

The act of eating out an asshole immediately after waking up.

I was woken up this morning with a breakfast salad.

Breakfast Salad by Cherryish October 17, 2017

Breakfast Pastry 

A cyber terrorist: Normally on TikTok and Twitter harassing people he disagrees with. A Breakfast Pastry is always trying to cancel someone and ruin their life because he's a miserable hobbit and his life is so sh*tty. This person usually is found with Mrs Potato Head "The nasty Fake doctor" "Rx0rcist.

Breakfast Pastry also mean Sh*t!

ThatDaneshGuy is such a Breakfast Pastry!

Ahhh man I stepped in Breakfast Pastry again!!!

Breakfast Pastry by Chachi55 April 9, 2022

Breakfast Fortnite Killer

It originated from the Netflix Original, "Woah, Watch Out." It kind of grew and grew, and then it got bigger, the director got sacked, and 4 kids got mo-. So, he ain't on the scene anymore, a bit akward! *Backflips*

This here is a Breakfast Fortnite Killer

Breakfast Fortnite Killer by WhutJuYuoMeen564!? July 27, 2023

breakfast saussage 

A blowjob before you've gotten out of bed in the morning.

I rolled over in the warm patch formed on the bed from the crack of light streaming in from the eastern window and asked her, in my sweetest voice, if she wanted some breakfast saussage...

breakfast saussage by the original wolfy November 8, 2006

Breakfast of Champions 

A makeshift breakfast consisting of an energy drink of ones preference, and a piece of junk food (i.e. chips, candy, donut, etc.)

I was starving before I had to get to an early meeting so I stopped at the Am Pm to grab a Breakfast of Champions

Breakfast of Champions by The-V June 29, 2015