branden's dick

a branden's dick is another meaning for a short, stubby penis, aka a chode.

Girl: k, whip ur dick out
Guy: k
Girl: OMG A BRANDEN'S DICK!

by GIIQ October 25, 2010

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Dirty Branden

A Dirty Branden is the art if taking a flaccid Dick pick and send it to another person.

check out this Dirty Branden I was just sent!

by Spark218 March 1, 2020

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brander

a bitch who brands every man she has slept with so she can keep track of her work

that chick is such a brander, look what she did to Matt.

by Anonymous Soviet May 16, 2009

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Brandeis High School

A place where everyone are fucking coons and no one gets along, has the most stuck up people and O’Connor kids look down on us. Everyone is rich and flexes all the time, no oke has friends.

Damn I got a 30 on a math test, i just pulled a fucking Brandeis on the math test.

Brandeis high school is a school in San antonio, Tx

by Brandeis Student October 27, 2018

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Branden

Branden's are large unkept men who like anime a little too much. This breed of male tends to lurk inside of their basement and are well known to generally reject societal norms.

Did you hear about that man who passed away inside of their basement? It took them 3 days to discover he was dead and only because of the fact that he didn't come to the door when his delivery of extra hot Doritos arrived. What a fucking Branden.

by KylefromDeadx November 3, 2020

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