Bonkus

a very unusual alien with a very big head, long arms, short legs and claw hands.

also used as describing a weird cunt

Holy shit sus the Bonkus

by Honkus Bonkus November 6, 2018

Bootussy Juice

A frozen concentrate manufactured by Minute Maid. Fresh-squeezin's of the cherries of the bootussy bush.

Yes, Mr. Belvedere, I would like a tall glass of ice cold bootussy juice to go with my f'in flapjacks.

by Shibby August 4, 2004

bookaside

The feeling you get after you have finished a really good book and you don't want it to end.

Felicity: "why has Normand been so depressed and distant lately?"

Gertrude: "he's bookasideal"

by icebatttree April 8, 2009

Bookshame

(n), the guilt you feel when someone on Facebook finds out you unfriended them.

Mary Beth felt great Bookshame when Mark found out she had unfriended him on Facebook.

by MichiganJ August 17, 2010

Bookshelf Babe

A hot/attractive women you see, that you do you want have sex with, but cannot, since you already have a girlfriend and you are not scum enough to cheat on her. She is basically like a book that you don't read, that sits on the book shelf collecting dust.

Janice worked in the office right next to me, she was so beautiful that I often daydreamed about her in the middle of work, however I already have a girlfriend and don't want to risk an office romance either, she'll always be that bookshelf babe to me.

by StankJuice1231 September 27, 2015

Bookasidies

I actually don't know what the fuck this means, nor where the hell it came from, but I say it when I'm nervous and it helps because it makes me laugh at how retarded I am.

I started saying it on Halloween when I was trick-or-treating because I'm 16 and it's kinda weird to trick-or-treat when you're 16 but fuck you I wanted some candy. And then when I got my first piece from this guy at the store (god bless you, Julio) I started saying it in a whisper to myself.

Fucking weird, right? Don't worry though, I'm not crazy.

"Eyy bruv, I'm trapping these bookasidies n shit."
"Over here trapping these bookasidies, y'all don't even know WHAT the fuck is up."
"Over here working the grind, steady trapping these BooKaSIdiEs. I know y'all see me workin' hard."

by eeydudicle November 22, 2017

bockus

Bits of fecal matter left over in ones beard recently after tossing a salad

"Dude, I can see bockus all over your face, did you get frisky last night?!"

by Dapes March 1, 2018