boils

boil(s) - hideous round lumps containing pus found on slong's face above his eyebrow, and all over his body.

Also colloquially used as a reason for someone fucking up.

May also be randomly inserted into any sentence to make it an insult towards shenglong

"I tell you the greatest joke on earth"
"what. you have boils?"


"wtf! he got disconnected? he must have boils"

by Master Pain March 11, 2005

day boil

the art of attaining a mid-morning to early afternoon buzz, inevitably leading to drunkeness by the evening.

(Friend) What are you doing today?

About to go on a day boil.

(Friend)Aw man, you're gonna be smashed by 7pm.

Yeah, straight cash homie.

by steven ramirez January 26, 2008

boneless timbs

Fake or knock-off brand of boots or shoes that look similar to Timberland brand.

He's so broke he wears those cheap-ass Boneless Timbs on his feet!

by Grateful Dave March 6, 2020

pot boiler

When you take a shit so bad and so hot, that it feels like the pot is actually boiling beneath your ass!

Russ: I took such a spicy Mexican shit, that I thought the toilet was going to melt!
Jim: Oh, so you did a pot boiler? Nice!

by LonePooper March 10, 2018

Susan Boil

A boil or cyst that doesn't appear to be very big, but when you pop it, a massive amount of pus comes out. It surprises you like Susan Boyle.

That little boil on my arm looked like a whitehead, but turned out to be a susan boil.

by Daveinkc August 25, 2009

Bonalba

Bon- (french) Good

Alba- (Latin) Morning, Dawn, White

"Bonalba, Mrs. Johnson."

by Mr. Bonalba April 12, 2009

Boil a hotdog

Giving a blow job in a hot shower.

Husband: Hey honey, do you think you could boil a hotdog tonight? I'm feeling a little frisky.

by CyleMacington December 5, 2010