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Big Boned

Often used as an excuse to being fat. Also, if you use this, you sound a fuck-lot like Eric Cartman.
Shut up fatass!

I'm not fat, I'm big boned!
by FNFortune October 16, 2023
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I boned her

Have a extraordinary s*x with a woman and her bones almost went cracked of the man's force. (You can relate if you're Shaquille O'Neal's wife.)
"She said she needed comfort"
"So I phoned her "
SIKE
"I BONED HER"

Commentor: @FrokuBabayy, from the "Supa Hot Fire ENDS the Blueface's Carrer" shorts video on YTB.
by AdiniSoylemekIstemeyenOguz November 18, 2023
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Triple-Boned

The state of being boned by three men at once, with the requirement that at least one boner being inserted into an ear canal.
I am currently being triple-boned, so no, I can’t hear you!
by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024
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frog boned

Waking up to a man that was far more attractive when you went to bed.
Oof…I woke up to an unfortunate looking man today. I was Frog Boned.
by SmokeShowRandy April 29, 2024
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rudolph the red boned reindeer

the act of lighting your playmates nose on fire on christmas and them forcing them to suck your dick while the nose is still lit.
i got the best rudolph the red boned reindeer last year from my girlfreind
by mind invasion June 20, 2011
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Aching to get Boned

A term used to describe a horny individual (usually female)
Janet has been texting me non-stop, she's aching to get boned
by Steve Horbachuk1 May 22, 2015
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Bondage Ceremony

Bondage Ceremony is the Matrimony conducted to unite a Bondage Partnership (a.k.a. Barriage) with at least 2 individuals (Also known as: Bubby & Bifey - Please see definitions by Bifey’s Voice) through a Bondage Ceremony or a Barriage Ceremony. This Bondage Partnership unification process can never be ended with a divorce and this Barriage is for a LIFETIME or MULTIPLE LIFETIMES (Please see: Soulmates) in FOREVER lasting love.

In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership: A Bondage Ceremony is an important vow to conduct If you & your partner feel that: Marriage = Divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Bondage Ceremony” then there is NO Divorce options available. There is NO Divorce after a Bondage Ceremony has been completed.

The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:

(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage.

The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following: Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:

(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>: (Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey

(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)
William & Amanda had their Bondage Ceremony on November 28th 2015.

Their Bondage Ceremony was absolutely beautiful and they had so many guests attending the ceremony!
by Bifey’s Voice July 30, 2020
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