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Pontoon Boat

A motorboat, but in between the butt cheeks instead of the boobs.
Did you see Jack Pontoon Boat that stripper last night? He got his face right up in those butt cheeks.
by MooseMan5 September 17, 2010
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crab boating

A crab-infested snatch that you go down on. Think twice about that hot girl next door. She may have a crunchy snack waiting for you.
Dude! Benny had to shave his beard after he went crab boating with Sarah!
by Little Arnie May 13, 2016
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puss boat

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between a smoking hot vagina, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound.
Hey Chris and Stacy that girl over there likes to party, we should ask her if we can give her a couple of puss boats!
by BigSpenceDaddy May 14, 2014
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surf boat

A surf boat is an oar-driven boat designed to enter the ocean from the beach in heavy surf or severe waves.

Traditionally surf boats were used for rescue during surf life saving patrols. Due to the invention of powered vessels such as inflatable skiffs surf boats are no longer used for rescues.

They are however used in sport, and any surf boat rower will tell you that it is the greatest sport under the sun. Any non surf boat rower will call them nuts!
"There's a wave on in the rivermouth, we'll get a crew together to take out the surf boat"
by MadMolly February 5, 2010
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Swamp Boating

When one person inserts his/her face between the butt cheeks of another person and vigorously shakes their head from side to side. Like motor boating, but in the ass.
I was hungry and she was horny. We were both satisfied after a hearty session of swamp boating.
by Wally The Wonder Lama May 26, 2011
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Dream Boat

A really attractive and awesome guy who makes you feel like you’re the only girl in the world
Josh Jones is a completedream boat’
by Megmcc September 15, 2018
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