Bluebirding

The act of throwing someone under the bus. Not just any bus, but a bus full of snotty screaming kids, driven by someone who should have lost their license years ago.

Do I look like I need tire marks on my back? I'm tried of all the bluebirding directed at me!

by dukeness August 28, 2020

blueberry.tenya.iida.ii

the hottest iida simp/stan ive ever met. ilysm -anonymous

blueberry.tenya.iida.ii: i am so hot

by Anonymous372829 June 27, 2021

blubaardappel

It has more definitions
for example lazy, pretty, chill, cool, ugly, hot, etc.

person 1: Oh you're such a blubaardappel
person 2: what does that mean?
person 1: Oh nothing special ;)

person 1 to person 3: She's ugly asf en so lazy
or person 1 to person 3: She's sooo hot
person 3 to person 1: Yea ur rightt!

by babesandboobs February 9, 2023

dirty blueberry

When your dog pulls a buttplug out from under your bed and starts humping a stuffed sloth in front of everyone.

-Damn, my dog pulled my butt plug out in front of my girl and starting going for her hump sloth.
- Dude, thats a Dirty Blueberry.

by Koshka Eritipo June 6, 2020

the blueberry bush fucker

the salem witch trials happened because a man fucked a blueberry bush near a small village where he contracted a rash on his genitalia while watching a naked woman couth frolicking through the prism woods from a afar -1669

“the blueberry bush fucker came back from the dead and fucked my blueberry muffin bro like wtf”

by Snevdnun March 31, 2022

blueberry fist

1: to masturbate with a recently broken hand. (bruising should be present)
2: masturbating so violently that one breaks their hand.

"I gave myself a blueberry fist before they put my cast on."

by Adam Basich February 19, 2008

Blueberry Kisses

Like slang for Oral Sex..

Mom: Heidi, what where you and Caleb doing last night?

Heidi: Just gave each other Blueberry Kisses... ;))

by Deelyliah November 8, 2010