Definitions by dukeness

Bluebirding 

The act of throwing someone under the bus. Not just any bus, but a bus full of snotty screaming kids, driven by someone who should have lost their license years ago.

Do I look like I need tire marks on my back? I'm tried of all the bluebirding directed at me!

Bluebirding by dukeness August 28, 2020

Cat tits 

The small roll of fat deposit located underneath a female's breasts.

My sister-in-law has cat tits.

Cat tits by Dukeness August 14, 2013

Sheryl Crow 

The act of leaving one square of toilet paper on the roll for the next person.

Thanks for pulling a Sheryl Crow on me. I had to wipe with the cardboard tube.

Sheryl Crow by dukeness February 6, 2012