the blokes 

The blokes is not a people or a thing, it is a force. A truly unstoppable, irresistible, wrecking ball of a force. Once the blokes have gained traction and momentum there is no stopping it. It is said that the blokes will bring about the end of times as we know it.

“Did you hear the blokes were in Napa last night?”
“I don’t suppose that had anything to do with the massive brawl outside bedrock?”

the blokes by TheBlockFlag September 2, 2020

smokey bloke 

A pussy ass bitch that uses the DMR-14 in Call of Duty Warzone.

Ay shoot that fucking smokey bloke thats using his bitch ass dmr!

smokey bloke by bigtrn January 8, 2021

Alpha blokes 

A bloke who loves sinking piss, talking bulk shit and may or may not have a silicon copy of his and his best mates penis back to back offset on his bed side table. An Alpha Bloke can maintain a constant stream of shit from the oral cavity from 50 min to 150min and can power half of the east coast with a flurry of ‘power burpies’s’.

The defining factor of an Alpha Bloke is being able to delete head noise by making all of their mates laugh while being a high caliber good cunt.

Stay out of your self!!

Yeah mate, takes a proper good cunt to be an Alpha blokes cunt

Alpha blokes by anonymous May 4, 2023

amy my beloved

hi amy this is roman if you see this you are my beloved and i love you

roman: amy my beloved

amy: uh

amy my beloved by f1xral May 15, 2021

April my beloved 

A wonderful person that is absolutely beautiful and gorgeous but sadly lives far away from Germany.

Person 1: Hey, do you know any cool people?
Melanie: Yeah, I know April. April my beloved is one of the best persons on the world.

April my beloved by melanieYourBeloved June 13, 2021

harlock_my_beloved 

a cool mf who simps for a fictional space pirate

and uhhh they are HORNY.

VERY HORNY.

me, crystallix has made this because no one had the nerve to make me happier

harlock_my_beloved is cool

harlock_my_beloved is horny as fuck

my friend is very cool. her name is

harlock_my_beloved.

harlock_my_beloved by harlock is hot August 16, 2021

ghost my beloved 

ghost my beloved

ghost my beloved is very pretty and cares alot abt people plus their really friendly and i love them smm /p by saturn<33

ghost my beloved by Ray/lemon August 29, 2021