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cock blocking

When somebody is being an pain in the arse and preventing you from doing something you are trying to get done. This expression is used as an annoyed slang response when this situation occurs.
by gameysy June 15, 2004
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Cop Blocking

To stop someone from talking or persuing another person.
Larry-Yo im bout to go talk to that girl over there.

Sam-Naw man I dont think she likes you.

Larry walks over to the girl and tries to talk to her but Sam keeps interrupting the two's conversation.

Larry-Stop Cop Blocking Dawg

Sam-Ma Bad
by Noah Nwachukwu June 24, 2006
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Salt-blocking

The act of placing a napkin under the lid of a salt shaker, screwing the cap on, and tearing the edges off so it looks like a regular saltshaker, and watching people try to get salt with no success..

similar to cock-blocking but with salt, not cock.
Guy 1- Dude don't get salt out of the saltshaker on the left side of the aisle.

Guy 2- Why?

Guy 1- We are salt-blocking the entire lunch line.

Guy 2- Damn thats awesome, lets watch.
by CaseDog March 4, 2010
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cock blocking karen

a person that always knows the exact time to walk in a room and shut you down and exposes embarrassing secrets during the blocking
dude her mom pulled a cock blocking karen on me twice
by morbidbirdcage June 8, 2010
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type blocking

When you are on facebook (or any other chat service) and you say something while the other person is still typing.
1: I was talking to this girl on fb last night, and while she was typing I totallally type-blocked her
2: type blocking?
1: yea, she was telling me her life story, and while she was doing it I said 'oic'
by Cish and Fips January 16, 2011
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Doc Blocking

Variation on the phrase cock blocking where a health care specialist is hindering, by whatever means, the chances of another male from flirting or getting a sexual encounter with a female.
by Bob on the FOB February 18, 2011
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Social Blocking

People socializing in the halls causing other unable to pass through.
Teacher: Why are you late for class?
Student: Sorry, Social Blockers were blocking the halls.
Social Blocking
by Master Of The Dicktionary February 25, 2011
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