Blaked

When you are so high so that you feel blazed and baked at the same time.

Pierre: "What did you do last night?"
Alex: "Dude, I got super blaked and then fucked Helena"
Pierre: "No way, me too!"

by The Norwaig March 10, 2016

Blake

A complete dick with no sense of humour. Another word for a hard penis.

That guy has an insane boner!

He must be a Blake!

by ADSweatless April 13, 2020

Blake

Exploits your secrets when you do something he's not fond of, acts like a hard ass when he's around his only friend. At first he seems like the sweetest person you've ever met until he breaks up with you in front of his only friend. Then wants to act all sweet the next time you talk to him & he wants to apologize for being a hard ass. But you don't care because he's ugly anyways.

your boyfriend broke up with you and calls you names
OMG YOU'RE BEING SUCH A BLAKE

by hazel eyes bitch September 28, 2020

Blake

He is a dude and I stfg he has a six pack. I am not lying I promise. Has a six pack. All of this is true

Blake: I have a six pack
Bob: Yes

by ChildAbuseIsIllegal10 November 12, 2020

Blaked

When a popular magazine declares you "sexiest man alive" even though you're ugly AF.

Look at Leroy walking in here like he's The Shit. He's so Blaked.

by Tbheadmaster November 17, 2017

Blake

Blake is Awsten Knight, Geoff wigington, and Otto Wood. During interviews, the members of Waterparks will sometimes call themselves or each other ‘Blake’. Usually, Blake is Geoff, but it has been used for all three band members. We love Blake, and will always count Black as a meme bet of Waterparks.

You:My favorite member of Waterparks is Blake
Other parxi: Who’s Blake?
You: Its all three of them, they all identify as Blake
Other parxi: OHHH I like Blake as well.

by Parxi March 6, 2021

Blake

Another word for "jock" or "Chad"

Blake: "hi"

One of Blake's many wife's: "Holy shit Blake is such a Blake I want him to fuck me so bad I just want his big juicy fucking cock to go up my petit little holes"

One of Blake's homies: "Holy shit I'm not even gay but I can see why you'd like that hes just so fucking hot🫦🫦🫦"

by My name isn't Blake I swear May 3, 2022