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blackout shitty

adjective phrase

1. egregiously intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumption

2. the most obscene level of sloppy wasted achievable before passing TF out!

How to use "blackout shitty" in a sentence:
Wholly crap! How drunk are you? Never mind! You need to stop drinking or you're gonna wind up getting freakin' blackout shitty!

KRICED, dude! You're so blackout shitty, I don't understand how you are even conscious, much less, able to stand and walk!
by FinelyThreaded May 17, 2022
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Roving Blackout

Noun. : an evening spent doing all kinds of deplorable things, interacting with others in mostly lewd ways, and making choices which no sane individual could even dream. And then remembering nothing but a few "snap-shots" of it the next day or reading it in the police report.
I was so drunk last night. I was on a roving blackout and had to read my sent texts and check my credit card receipts, I had no idea where I was or what I did.
by webstermauler October 26, 2010
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Gay Blackout

When you zone out while typing and end up typing “I love Insert gender here., usually same to the gender of the person typing
Cabby: I fucking love women
Cabby: .... Wait I didn’t mean to type that.

Test Tube: There goes Cabby again, with another Gay Blackout.
by Comical_Cabby July 28, 2022
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Roblox-Blackout

Best Game in Roblox, Better than CriminalityBETA.
When GAME Roblox-Blackout?
Have you played GAME Roblox-Blackout?
by Mikitristi October 29, 2022
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Oakland blackout

Becoming light headed and sweaty, followed by a sudden blackout due to too many skoafers.
I didnt see that ufc fight because of my oakland blackout.

He was just walking by the table and had a oakland blackout.
by Tshav September 9, 2012
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Blackout Blonde

No grandma, you don't have gray hair! You're just a blackout blonde.
by HairGenius September 30, 2013
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Food blackout

A state of mind where a person is completely unaware of his or her surrounding, because he or she is too busy eating something insanely delicious.
When waking up from food blackout, you will often realize that you have been eating like a complete pig for several minutes, but despite of having dusins of people starring at you with disgusted looks, you are mostly just sad that a large ammount of the food you were eating is now gone.
Person A: "Dude, you´re like half way through your meal, and I havent even gotten my food yet!"
Person B: "OM NOM NOM!"
Person A: "DUDE!!!"
Person B: "What!?! Oh, Sorry I had food blackout."
by bIMON November 16, 2011
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