Crunch Berries

This is an injury that occurs when two men are having sex in the missionary position and the guy on the bottom gets his testicles smashed by the stomach of the guy on top.

Guy 1: Hey why can't you play football today?

Guy 2: Because our quarterback gave me some crunch berries during sex last night.

by jebbofthedead February 10, 2014

dingle berries

The hardest substances known to man. A mixture of Shieat and toilet paper that cling to your ass hair for untold eons.

New: Captain Crunch with Dingle Berries!!!

by CAT_MARK_1 August 27, 2007

girl berries

another word for vagina

One of my friends asked me to show him my girl berries.

by Heather P WHAT March 6, 2009

berries

that of which is attractive or pleasing physically or to the eye

wow! that girly over there is the absolute berries!

by toilet seat March 4, 2007

Vagingle Berries

When a girl doesn't shave her genital area, then gets her period and the blood clots around her pubic hairs. Similar to Dingle Berries.

Caroline: Oh shit I got my period and I forgot to shave!
Brittany: Better get on that before you get those Vagingle Berries!

by runforestrun December 10, 2009

dingle berries

Shit that is caught on ones anal pubic hair. May be moist or rock hard and has to be removed through tidious picking.

person #1...I pooped my pants!
person #2...Oh no, if you dont clean that poop out you will have alot of DINGLE BERRIES

by Theo M. January 25, 2006

Berrio

A tribe of Munchkins in lower North America and upper South America with big booty and thigh areas and too much opinion. They are good hearted by nature but lazy. They were originally enslaved by Willy Wonka in 1857 but after "El Revolutione de Uumpas" in 1936 they emmigrated to the Americas.

"Those Berrios are dangerous when you turn on music"

"Yeah, I was almost killed by all the shaking and tiny feet moving."

"Luckily they are easily distracted by pork and rice."

by ThadeDidThis April 9, 2010