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Beethoven

One of the best classical composers who lived on Earth. He did most of his best work, while he was deaf, which is fantastic. The best One in my opinion is Fur Elise.

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The story of the Fur Elise, is that Beethoven was about 70 years old, and he loved a girl about 17 years old. So he composed that song especially for her. Her name is Elise.

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This is tottally untrue. Beethoven died when he was 57, so he never was 70. The girl wasn't called Elise either. There was some dispute as to who she was, but there was no Elise. One theory is that 'Elise' is a slang word used to discribe pretty girls in Vienna. Another is that Beethoven actually wrote 'Therese' on the Manuscript and has very bad handwriting. There was never any Elise.
by Guilietta Guiciardi January 20, 2006
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Bageti

Asian slang term for the food baguette.
Pronounced "Bag-eti"
Chef: Hey have cut that bageti yet
Cook: No, right on it now!
by ugi1ugi April 28, 2009
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Beethoven Blow Job

the act of oral sex while simultaneously massaging the shaft and scrotum or the male genitalia in a piano like action
Tron: Dude jenny played symphony #9 on my cock last night.
Bovice: what ya mean bro?
Tron: toats ma goats, she gave me the best beethoven blow job last night ever
she played my dick like a piano bro
by H-nasty 11 August 1, 2010
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weener beetles

a terminology used to describe something that is a great pain in the ass
Man...your garbage bag broke all over the floor....Thats fuckin weener beetles!!!!!
by JEN THE BARBACK January 3, 2009
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plow the beets

When a man hits a woman's breasts so hard that they become red, and then places his penis between the breasts and tit-fucks her.
Cindy: "So Bill, what did you get me for my birthday?"
Bill: "Nothing, but I can plow the beets."
Cindy: "Oh Bill, I've always wanted to have my beets plowed!"
by Barney F October 24, 2009
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Mongolian Eye Beetle

Refers to when the eyes become red and bloodshot after the consumption of cannabis. see also red eye.
-"Dude, you look pretty chonged out"
-"Woah seriously?"
-"I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A CASE OF THE MONGOLIAN EYE BEETLE."
by Rum0uRzZz July 15, 2009
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beetleskin

After prom night there were so many beetleskins littered throughout the room, it took them an hour to pick them all up
by Jargel April 14, 2003
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