beaner mobile

A vehicle that closely resembles a "low-rider" though not requiring the vehicle to be capable of bouncing. This generally includes having rims, a custom paint-job or body, expensive sound system, body kit, a last name such as "LOPEZ" across the back window, the body having been lowered close to the pavement or other traditional trinkets such as Saints.

The best test for whether or not the vehicle in question is a "beaner-mobile" is if you subconsciously assume the driver of the vehicle will be "Mexican."

Synonym: Mexican-mobile.

Man that low Chevy that's blasting the bass is such a beaner mobile. Probably has a bunch of Mexicans in it.

by Nottelling SuckaFeesh December 9, 2010

beaner bucks

The currency of beaners.

hey...that beaner owes me all of his beaner bucks

by slyslayer June 8, 2010

beaner flu

1. A flu virus carried only by beaners and their pigs.

Man those beaners are nasty, now they carry beaner flu, why aren't they cornered and deported. See wetback flu.

by shdwsclan April 29, 2009

Soy Beaner

A South-Asian person in relation to their position in Asia versus Mexico in North America, as well as their dark skin. The term 'Soy Beaner' because just like regular beaners eat alot of beans, soy beaners eat alot of soy beans.

Kurt: "That kid Archit in our chemistry class is from Nepal, He's such a soy beaner."

by eaterofsouls March 4, 2009

Island Beaner

A racial slur directed at Cuban Immigrants, most popular in the state of Florida. The term utilizes another racial slur Beaner. Which is used because of the Cuban immigrant's natural brown color, and because they often migrate illegally to the US. And Island because Cuba is a island.

Mike (cuban): What's up you cracker ass honkey?
T-Money (white): Did you bring me a cigar?
Mike (Cuban): Screw you!
T-Money (white): Why don't you swim back home you damn Island Beaner!

by SquigmanFraud January 15, 2011

beaner packed

Filling a car with more people than the car can fit

Jose beaner packed the car

by LAJ-666 October 18, 2013

Beaner connection

when your playing video games like Call of Duty or Halo and your connected to someone with terrible connection most likely coming straight from mexico or mcdonalds wifi

"this lagg is unbearable this host definitely has a beaner connection"

by crozdaddy December 3, 2011