Reverse Bingo Basting

A girl in the reverse cowgirl position uses the man's penis (dick) to masterbate via clitoral stimulation (flicking the bean). This act is performed with the lights on to qualify as it teases the man to excitement while getting the mud flaps greased up.

"She spun around on top of me and showed me the hottest reverse bingo basting I've ever seen!"

by Peanut-butter-Pat April 19, 2023

Free basted

Where you allow a homeless man or transvestite ejaculate on you out of pity.

So I was there laying unfathomable love to the one true god when a homeless man approached me asking if I could spare any meth. I lectured him the importance of temple upkeep as our body was crafted by the Lord himself so that we may bring glory and honor to him. We then free basted because that's a bit better for your skin. Can I get an amen?

by Aeriskhaos February 26, 2017

basted

when you get full control of explosive diarrhea and drop pants and blast someone in the face

You just got basted or he just basted me

by sicksickman September 25, 2018

Basting

The act of fucking a pregnant chick and nutting as deep as you can in her with no condom so as to bast the child inside

"Yo I can't believe you fucking a pregnant chick."
"Yea man I've been basting that little fuck for a while now"

by Peckerpuller69 January 13, 2020

Bast Freon

When you’re best friends with strange people who give weird names to each other.

WASSUP BAST FREON

by Escama July 2, 2018

Baste the Turkey

The act of dry humping or having sexual activity without actually exchanging fluids.

I don't want to have sex but I'll 'Baste the Turkey'.

by kisssmyclasss December 15, 2012

Turkey Basting

The act of filling up a Turkey baster with a strangers cum and impregnating your wife with it on thanksgiving.

"I love Turkey basting my wife for the government befits"

"Hey baby can you Turkey baste me tonight?"

by Ordinary description May 12, 2025