Basketball Impossible

Ejaculating on four different points of a female's face - the mouth, nose, eyes, and hair.

"Fuck the three point shit, I four pointed all over that bitches face! Basketball impossible."
Reply: "Basketball impossssibblleeee! <high five>"

by adam m January 10, 2014

basketball facial

The act of making a basketball shot with a defender right in front of you

Did you see that Ron?! That defender just got a basketball facial

by CurtHolls March 8, 2015

basketball gm

A pretty good game, it's basically a middle ground from the simple to complex for sports games, it's also got one simple trick, its free with no microtransactions, only ads.

"Basketball GM is a good game, the creator should be proud!

by astupidwerewolf December 28, 2020

basketball hoop

basketball hoop is a small round object which can be inserted into any opening in the body and whilst inserted and exposed to said body parts, fluids will slowly begin to expand creating a hole in which pleasure can be enjoyed.

the most common are for a basketball hoop to be utilized is the nose, a long-forgotten and underappreciated hole in the human body. the nose can finally be used for and celebrated for its potential as a sexual organ.

"i bought a basketball hoop yesterday jeff. " said bryan , " I cant wait to use it on Penelope's tiny nose"

by jlingzzz December 10, 2021

basketball nose

A basketball nose is one that dribbles all over your face.

This happens when you have a bad cold, feeling under the weather or, when you have been outside in cold weather for a long peroid of time.

Get a tissue dude, you have a basketball nose!

by Dave from Canada January 15, 2006

basketball court

A basketball court or the courts is where guys or girls come together to play a game that involves defense and offense.

We played basketball on the basketball court.

by Shaqqqqqq January 16, 2018

Basketball Baby

A basketball baby is someone who shows extreme stupidity. The term refers to someone who has experienced brain loss due to being dropped on their head.

Mortak is such a freaking basketball baby.

by Jeremy Shepherd January 28, 2008