third base coach

A baseball analogy for a sex act. This occurs when two people are in the same room masturbating, getting off on each other masturbating, but not touching one another.

A: How far did you get with Christina last night?
B: She is super celibate so all she would let us do together is third base coach each other.
A: Did you talk during it?
B: Yea, it was pretty weird...

by Brynjolf May 29, 2014

5th base

butt sex, ass banging, corn-holio

"butt sluts like going to 5th base"

by Anonymous November 30, 2002

8th base

the act of having sexual intercourse with an entire farm and then the farmer

Oh man im so sore, i went to 8th base last night...and it went into the morning.

by Slick Bentley August 5, 2004

61st base

what the dipshit below me made up

the dipshit below me made up 61st base

by Blowmebitch13 July 25, 2009

eighteenth base

Sticking your middle toe in the tip of a guy's penis while playing with his balls with your other foot

Chad: Hey, Jakob, I heard you got pretty far last night!
Jakob: Yeah me and Sadie got to eighteenth base last night! It was fucking magical

by Baddyfuckdaddy February 1, 2017

114th base

After receiving a prophecy from the oracle of Saint Höl, you must embark on lengthy quest to find the BFG’s left testicle. After retrieving the testicle, you must climb into the BFG’s urethra to return it to its home. After the return, you need to tickle the BFG from the inside to make him cream, pushing you out of his urethra. Afterwards you will be enlightened, spreading the gospel of the big friendly giant.

“What’s three plus four?”
“114th base”

“What”

Example 2:
“What would you do for a Klondike bar?”
“Pretty much anything, but 114th base sounds like a stretch”

by Saint Höl November 29, 2022

Chrollo Fan Base

Either Extremely Scary or Dark Academia no in between 👹✋🏻

Oh your apart of the Chrollo Fan Base?

I know you just want love from a hot cult leader that will most likely take you to Coffee Shop to study or to go on rainy walks but why don’t you come love Kurapika 🤩 if not i get it everyone has different tastes 😓💖

by Kurtaism Baptist November 3, 2020