Title of the fabled Asmongold.
This title in particular originated from the tale of his hairline, receding over the years of being affected by excessive raging. Through his actions, peasants eventually started to call their king mad and bald and thus ultimately named him the Bald King. Albeit a receiver of mockery in his years of reign, his subjects always considered him a generous king of heart and less a tyrant king.
This title in particular originated from the tale of his hairline, receding over the years of being affected by excessive raging. Through his actions, peasants eventually started to call their king mad and bald and thus ultimately named him the Bald King. Albeit a receiver of mockery in his years of reign, his subjects always considered him a generous king of heart and less a tyrant king.
Tailor (on the marketplace): I am here before the Bald King arrives.
Enchanter (in the throne room): Bald King, my liege, please take this gold as my humble offering.
Knight (on the battlefield): Bald King Asmongold, I will follow you into any battle.
Enchanter (in the throne room): Bald King, my liege, please take this gold as my humble offering.
Knight (on the battlefield): Bald King Asmongold, I will follow you into any battle.
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