Popcorn braces

The feeling you get when you get kernals stuck between your teeth while eating popcorn.

Wow, this kernal is so stuck I feel like I have popcorn braces!

by nhnavybrat September 4, 2016

liquid braces

When someone smiles so you can jizz on their teethjizzejaculateshinyteeth

That bitch let my jizz on her teeth and it shined like liquid braces!

by Turnpike Mike September 13, 2017

Popcorn Braces

The feeling you get when a kernal gets stuck between your teeth while eating popcorn.

This kernal is so stuck I feel like I have popcorn braces!

by nhnavybrat September 4, 2016

braces

A concoction of rubber, metal, and souls of the damned that the dentist say "make your teeth straight," but all it does it show you what hell on earth is. As the wires constantly poke at the inside of your poor, poor mouth, and you'd wish you could unhinge your jaw like a snake, and eat in one bite, because when you're hungry, you have to push through the pain and agony of trying to chew your food. It also disables you to speak like a civilised normal human being, and disables you from not having people play chess on your checkerboard looking teeth. It's a Costco sample of hell on earth. They fool the poor, young souls who fall into the trap of Hitler's checkerboard into being happy by letting them choose a color. They lie to you and say you look cute, handsome, and more mature with the braces to make you wanna keep using them, and deceiving your poor soul. If you've never had braces, you're playing life on easy mode.

OW! THE WIRE'S POKING ME! I WISH I NEVER GOT BRACES!
OW! I CAN'T EVEN CHEW, WHEN WILL THIS HELL END!?!?

by RedNine August 10, 2022

Dick Braced

Getting screwed over, conned out of money, left in an undesirable financial position.

"It appears that my price of rent has been raised, I'm getting fucking Dick Braced here."

by Jumbodditys September 19, 2012

chest brace

Makes a whole new level to torture people called Stephan usually wears it

I GOT FUCKING CHEST BRACES

by AmanTheTeacher March 6, 2019

Braces

Brackets and wire are put on your teeth to correct your teeth or bite, or make space for a tooth to come in. Those are braces. I currently have them, and in my opinion, they suck. You can eat hardly anything, they'll be sore for a couple of days, food will get in between your wires, and you constantly have to brush your teeth to prevent {gingivitis.} You should eat some regular foods for your teeth to remain strong, because if you don't your teeth may crack when they take them off. I'm not trying to scare you if you need braces, just telling you from my experience.

Orthodontist: "Your teeth are crooked, you will need braces. We'll schedule for next week."

by GuyWithBraces April 13, 2019