BLAPptastIC

{adj} The fantastic feeling one gets after being blapped on the forehead with an erect penis.

Carol was feeling blapptastic after getting blapped for 5 solid minutes.

by Blapp Meister G January 12, 2017

Blaptise

When a member of the church slaps you on the face with his genitalia

Derek the priest: I had such fun with that altar boy yesterday.
Man: Did you Blaptise him?

by RadicalPlatypus February 27, 2017

Blaylocking

When you're allegedly taking a "massive shit" but really you're playing on your phone.

" I told everybody I was shitting but really I was Blaylocking it

by ibbbqOrphans March 19, 2017

Blaylocking

When you're allegedly taking a "massive shit" but in reality you're playing on your phone.

Everybody thinks I'm in the bathroom shitting but really I'm just blaylocking.

by ibbbqOrphans March 19, 2017

blasl

they can be stupid but they are very funny sometimes. sometimes they can be stronghearted,but they are easy to love., they like to have parties,dance,and have a good time. Dont make them made they can make ur life terrible. If ur friends with a blasl,just letting u know that u r very lucky

hey look its the blasl's lets dip we got them mad not trying to start trouble.

by hiblasl May 7, 2018

Blaptist

A person that will only use drugs intravenously because of their strong beliefs and extensive knowledge from experience.

No thank you. I appreciate your offer to smoke meth. But, I'm a Blaptist and I won't be converted. I don't smoke meth. I blap that shit.

by So Short March 13, 2019

blasplayphully

A portmanteau of Blasphemous and Playfully, referring to colloquialisms or phrases that, while blasphemous to the Christian faith, are widely-used by Christians across the USA. Just because you say Jeebus Cripes doesn't mean you aren't taking the Lord's name in vain! But somehow it's not so bad...

"Cheese and crackers is both blasplayphul and sacrilicious"

Tread: "That's a hell of a lot of pasta"

Fledd: "Do you really mean that the amount of pasta here is enough to turn your world into a hellish pastascape of demonic intensity?"
Tread: "shut the fuck up Fledd...blasplayphully speaking, your mom should have had the right to choose."

by bandaloop May 22, 2019