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big fat crayon

After one too many slips of the tongue because of being such a cunning linguist what you will be given to circle your menu items while being held in the ED POD. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. Meant to define emergency department POD ..... A PLACE WHERE ALL OF THE PEAS ARE KEPT. Specifically for the purpose of torment by babysitters within the psychiatric department who will probably experience urine running under the door into the tread of their shoes as they were taunting "doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck doesn't it suck to suck" and shortly before that urine tainted their feet, they were given fair warning.
That cunning linguist pissed all over the streets of Brooklyn.. we're giving her ass a big fat crayon to decide what she wants for breakfast lunch and dinner. That'll show her!
by KrisGriffin July 13, 2022
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big fat horse

A horse which is over weight because it eats to much
Nate: bro that is a big fat horse
Reggae Shark: I know it eats to much
by Nigelthequeen April 23, 2018
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Big Fat Wanker Dyke

This is a term given to people who are often abnormally tall and will, without question, eat anything. This can be anything from leftovers to jars of brine.

They have a strange tendency to wear sunglasses indoors in a futile attempt to cover up the damage of the previous evening, often spent with short chavs.

The sister term, 'bellend', which summarises the above, is sometimes used when time is of the essence, or to finish off a sentence which already includes the term, Big Fat Wanker Dyke
"Look at that Big Fat Wanker Dyke eating everyone's leftovers and drinking that brine from the finished olive jar, what a total bellend."

"I know. It's a good job she's wearing her sun glasses indoors though, otherwise she'd look proper hanging. No doubt was with that short chav again!"
by J Bizzness Time August 22, 2011
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big fat lump under my bed

a man that stalk little children's bedrooms when they are asleep
"honey there's a man standing in the all way" he said "oh no that's just our big fat lump under my bed watching the kids" she said
by loooooooooo00ooooo January 27, 2021
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big fat lesbian

ellie henderson” why’s she looking at me like that?”

jenna brannan” cause she’s a big fat lesbian”
alex leiper”yeah why do her toes look like fingers too?”
rhianna” cause she’s a big fat lesbian”
by lessie123 October 25, 2019
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big fat liar

people who lie about not making dictionary definitions
person 1: i didn't make antifrenchist
person 2: you big fat liar
by thatguy7653 September 15, 2023
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