Bean

Probably something that has supernatural abilities however disguises itself as a food

Bro, I think beans might be like magic or something

by Chunky Crumb January 22, 2021

Bean

A carnivores monster that usually preys on wild cats. A group of beans is called a burrito. If you ever come across a burrito walk away quickly and quietly but most can assume you are already dead for beans have excellent hearing and will come at you with such speed the likes of have never been seen. Only few have claimed to have seen these burritos but most of the pictures have been blurry of some have been proven fake. They are as mythical as bigfoot but they have been reported in the mountains of Utah and Idaho though many flock over there they remain elusive. Please be safe travelling these part.

1. Watch out I saw a burrito of beans over yonder. 2. Kid: Where's Jimmy? Mother: He is gone now, he was taken by some beans.

by Gnome Overlord January 21, 2019

beans

fuel for ass blasting, commonly found in cans

"smells like somebody ate some beans"

"you smelt if you delt it"

by IanBellpepper February 27, 2022

Beaned

When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.

Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks

by Canned_Bread December 7, 2019

Bean

A name to call a human, typically someone that you care about.

"Ah, your such a small, cute little bean..."

by Sml Bean March 9, 2020

beans

something to eat while watching cars 2

guy: *eats beans*
also guy: *drops beans on himself*
another guy: dropped beans having ass

by beans 2: electric boogaloo December 6, 2019

Bean

A loose term for a lesbian (aka lez-bean)

Omg, my gf and her best friend Courtney are such beans together

by Jesdil June 16, 2019