fair and balanced

Fox news is 'fair and balanced'
by iDontTrustYou November 20, 2023
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balanced bitch

The type of bitch that was brought up by the pimp hand. Doesn't speak unless spoken to. put in place and stays in line from generations of backhanded backhands. Middle of the pack bitch... jack of all bitches. This high heel bitch will get down on both knees and suck every inch of your dick no questions asked.
" I needa find me a balanced bitch"
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp September 12, 2022
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You have a zero balance

A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.
"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.
by QuacksO April 01, 2019
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Omni-Balance

Omni-Balance occurs when a roleplayer in a fight refuses to accept what would normally be a defeat of their character, and their character counters with a feat they were previously incapable of doing, upsetting the power scale of the entire roleplay and causing the roleplay itself to deteriorate.
I have to fight Gus in the Sports Festival? Time to Omni-Balance.
by stangfastking1 August 06, 2022
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Omni-Balance

Omni-Balance occurs when a roleplayer in a fight refuses to accept what would normally be a defeat of their character, and their character counters with a feat they were previously incapable of doing, upsetting the power scale of the entire roleplay and causing the roleplay itself to deteriorate.
I have to fight Gus in the sports festival? Time to Omni-Balance.
by stangfastking1 August 06, 2022
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see me balance man!

"dude check out my hair! see me balance man!"
by Brian Stewart September 07, 2007
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Caterpillar Balancing

A strip of soft hair grown above the upper lip of an adolescent man, growth similar that to a moustache, but resembles that of a hairy caterpillar balancing on the upper lip.
Look at his little moustache, it looks more like a Caterpillar Balancing on his top lip.
by Taxi Tango July 13, 2024
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