Baked Browne

The state of being so high that you ascend munchies and become an enigma

Someone creamed all over my bathtub and shit on my pants last night, that, or i was just baked browne

by SeatyMuff April 13, 2019

Blanket Bake

Smoking an excessive amount of marijuana underneath a held down blanket creating a hotbox effect.

Guy 1: Last night I got really high in my bed
Guy 2: Really? How?
Guy 1: I blanket baked. All the smoke was chilling right by my face.
Guy 2: Damn, that must have been an insane hotbox.

by LilErt May 27, 2018

baked as fuck

BAKED AS FUCK
So high you wanna go to the kitchen and tell your mom to bake you some cookies

“Hey mom I know what it looks like but I’m just, I’m just so hungry, I’m high as fuck”

BAKED AS FUCK
“Dad I wanna go to the movies but I’m high af and I’m gonna need you to bake me some shit to eat”

by Fuckyoulilbiddybih March 11, 2018

Flake and Bake

When you have a stoner friend who flakes out on you to go get stoned by themselves or with other stoners.

We were going to hang out but he'll probably just flake and bake... again.

by philia summer February 18, 2012

Baked Deuce

To get high while taking a shit.

Matt is notorious for leaving a stench in the bathroom when he takes a baked deuce.

by Randy Felcher June 19, 2011

baking industry

When someone's ass is so big, that the word 'cake' isn't enough.

She doesn't have cake back there, she got the whole baking industry!

by Teiii April 11, 2023

zak bakes

number one baker mr zach bakes he bakes cakes in the baking show Great British Bake off for kids

he will bake you.

i slept with zak bakes last night he said he'd bake me

by owen1600 October 12, 2021