mr. avocado man
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Nikocado Avocado
Nikocado Avocado by XximgayxX October 19, 2020
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Mr. Avocado Man
A Sitophilia; a man who is sexually aroused by Avocados.
Despite the fact that he has these deep, intense feelings for avocados, he will occasionally fornicate with his own kind. BUT only if he can paint them green and spank them like a disobedient avocado.
Oh and don't EVER call him "daddy", because that will only remind him of how his Father disowned him after finding him in his room "American Pie-ing" the freshly riped avocados his mother just bought. Let's just say, it was very... guacward.
He rarely goes by his real name but when he does, people call him Mr. Wallbridge.
Despite the fact that he has these deep, intense feelings for avocados, he will occasionally fornicate with his own kind. BUT only if he can paint them green and spank them like a disobedient avocado.
Oh and don't EVER call him "daddy", because that will only remind him of how his Father disowned him after finding him in his room "American Pie-ing" the freshly riped avocados his mother just bought. Let's just say, it was very... guacward.
He rarely goes by his real name but when he does, people call him Mr. Wallbridge.
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along for a ride
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, MR. AVOCADO MAN
Won't you please take me along for a ride
Mr. Avocado Man by sheonatheshehulk December 5, 2017
hold my avocado
A phrase that millenials use to convey the same sentiment as "hold my beer."
However, no one actually uses this, so please do not embarrass yourself by blurting this out in public or anywhere else, for that matter.
It plays up to the belief that millenials eat more avocados than anyone else.
However, no one actually uses this, so please do not embarrass yourself by blurting this out in public or anywhere else, for that matter.
It plays up to the belief that millenials eat more avocados than anyone else.
Old Miserable Man: I bet you'll never be able to buy a house after graduating college, youngin.
Young Millennial: Hold my avocado.
Young Millennial: Hold my avocado.
hold my avocado by angryangelsandsuch August 11, 2017
Aaron Avocado
A type of person who is usually under 4 feet that has a bowl cut. He is known for taking half-naked pictures of himself and sending them to group chats. He then proceeds to rage and call people dumbasses. He is typically seen to be playing Clash Royale. Most people refer to this creature as a monkey.
Aaron Avocado by Pappers123 February 24, 2020
Flying avocado
Flying avocado by Flying avocado0712 January 3, 2021
Nikocado Avocado
A round fatass who uploads videos on youtube of him eating 1 million metric tons of junk food. Acts like a 3 year old. Doesn't talk like a normal person and neither acts like one. Has a toxic relationship with his boyfriend. Gets more fat by the day. Strait up embarrasses himself and basically screwing himself over for fame and money. He used to be vegan and a professional violinist but stopped 5 years and and slowly starting to turn into the fatass he is today.
Alex: Have you ever heard of that youtuber Nikocado Avocado
Daniel: Who that fat man child that eats a shit ton of junk food
Alex: Yup
Daniel: Who that fat man child that eats a shit ton of junk food
Alex: Yup
Nikocado Avocado by Funny Definition Writer June 14, 2022