A person or People that are a bit older than middle aged and don't look too old or too young, they're "ripe", and it doesn't last long. Just like an avocado
by NuclearKärring August 18, 2017
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A "couple" that thinks their they're so cute, but not at all. They make you feel like puking every time you see them
OMG! they are total avocado pizza, ew.
by MewTheCat21 April 17, 2017
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A dessert made out of blend up avocado almond milk and honey.It originated from Vietnam but got its hype from Kourtney Kardashian and Addison Rae.
You should add maple syrup instead of honey because the avocado pudding taste so much better with it.
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The sort of person who's wallet contains a Labour Party membership card and a Waitrose advantage card.

The sort of person who thinks eating whole-foods can cure social injustice.

A derogatory phrase used to describe an evangelist of contemporary vogue ideology. One is often blinded by the vain sheath of their desire to be virtuous and often come into conflict with their own political bias and beliefs.
He was an avocado socialist, with a self help reading list.
by Funnel Music October 03, 2019
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