auto highlot

When someone grabs a joint and smokes it without realizing that it was puff-puff-passed to them to be smoked. Such as being on auto pilot when flying.

"Did you just hit that from muscle memory alone?" Yeah man, I must have been on auto highlot.

by OGAutoHighlot August 11, 2021

auto nut

Press button to jizz every 5 minutes

I like to auto nut on a daily basis

by YoNun July 21, 2017

auto jerk

The act of receiving a hand job from a woman that has parkensons making her hand continuously shake.

I just got a auto jerk from that old woman over there.

by Door gunner September 06, 2017

Auto-DJ

someone who drives around with their stereo so loud that everyone in the general area hears the song

When Bill was at a stop light his stereo was up so loud everyone knew he was bumping Michael Bolton. He's such an Auto-DJ

by u face biatch August 15, 2008

auto blumpkano

The act of giving oneself a blumpkin.

Did you hear about Matt last night? Heard he got so drunk he gave himself an auto blumpkano!

by pigy_G December 15, 2010

Auto Anal

The act of inserting your penis inside of your own anus.

Richard got tired of masturbation and decided to try auto anal.

Richard stuck his dick in his ass.

by LolXdTrain July 11, 2017

Auto SMASH

When your pee pee so hard that it takes control of your brain and makes you automatically insert it into people because you are just that horny.

I started auto smashing all the people in my chem class because I couldn't handle no nut november.

by Agent 42069 November 11, 2019