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Antisocial band

When you are unable to share a headphone with your friend because a band produces their music with complex stereo harmonies and effects, and one requires both headphones for the music to make sense.

i.e. there are guitars on one side and vocals on the other, so taking one headphone would mean hearing just drums and a guy singing
"Dude can i listen to your iPod too?" *Sigh* "I guess... but they are an antisocial band, you need both headphones. here take the whole thing, it won't be the same if you don't"

Hot girl walks up: "heeeey lets listen to music together!! <3" you: "i cant sorry it wouldnt make sense to you..." her: ? "ok whatever ill go hook up with tom, he has some lil wayne, not your weird two side shit"
by fattusb February 27, 2010
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antismart

Stupidity of such magnitude that its presence actually destroys the intelligence of those with which it comes into contact.

Measured in a similar manner to intelligence, a person possessed of antismart will have an AQ score denoting how much damage they will do to the IQ score of another human or group of humans.

A politically correct way to address the extreme lack of intelligence in another person or organization.

Curiously antismart isn't destroyed in the process of contact with intelligence. Repeated exposure to antismart has been known to actually create antismart in those so exposed. Therefore caution is advised when handling those with antismart.
Jojo isn't stupid, he's very antismart.
by Nuzzy Futts July 28, 2010
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antisocial

A word commonly confused with "asocial".

Asocial means simply not being social (it does not imply hatred or negativity, only "absence"), while antisocial insinuates an active hostility or contempt for society as a whole.
Ignorant individual: "See that antisocial loner over there? He/she would rather stay at home and read than talk with me."

Person 2: "Don't you mean asocial?"

Ignorant individual: "What? Same difference."
by forced name December 24, 2007
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Autismatosis

The effects from being in close proximity to people with extreme Autistism, and their ways rub off on you and you start noticing that you are speaking and or making strange noises to chime in with their choir of nonsense.
These people are giving me Autismatosis, and my brain is now scrambled.
by cheems September 13, 2019
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autism fist

The strange tendency for autistic individuals to ball up their free hand into a fist when taking photos of themselves to post onto certain image boards. This often creates a menacing aura.
OP: How do my gains look bros?
Anon: >autism fist
Anon: NGMI
by TedKFan69 February 28, 2023
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Gran Autismo

The race between the kids making racecar noises in the hallways and his wranglers.
Student 1: Dude, who the hell is making that racecar noise outside?
Student 2: Oh, that's just the special ed kids trying to avoid being taken back to class by their wranglers. Gran Autismo, you know?
by BananaChicken22 December 15, 2021
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antisocial meal

food which have "antisocial" properties such as: garlic and onion.
Any food which will lead to stinking breath smell.
After a person have an antisocial meal he or she can not socialize and should keep his distance from other people (at least 1.5 meter). Because otherwise close range conversations are very unpleasant.
He tried to hit on me after he had big antisocial meal! I could smell his breath mile away.

- I had to listen to my boss' new plans for 20 minutes, it was torture!
-Why?
- He had just finished his antisocial meal.
by FREE Spirit forever January 12, 2010
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