astrololigetic

The undying urge to flirt with a 15 year old.

Usually occurs during full moons and the period of horniness before masturbation...
or if your name is MrMiyagy, it's every single living second.

"Doubt I would’ve payed much attention to your Astrololigetic ass if I was still there."

- Deprived

by This is not Gnaww July 20, 2018

Afrology

noun; object
the study of niggas Afros

“Fuck, I have to go afrology class to learn about them niggas.”

by Stupid17 December 27, 2018

astrqlcgy

astrqlcgy on insta on dqnkvn on tiktok is a very swaggy girl. she’s an amazing editor, and she likes to cancel tom felton.

astrqlcgy is swaggy

by Mookna December 25, 2020

Astrolozz

The best staff in A Dumb Day, and he's hot.

Wow, is that Astrolozz?!?!

by Astrolozz January 31, 2021

astrawlogy

Psychic/fortune-telling bullcrap dat's supposedly drawn from da particulars of how and where you stacked da cows' "square meals" in da hay-loft.

I tried to do an astrawlogy-reading for someone based on da unique pattern of da scattered white-plastic-wrapped "cattle-marshmallows" in da nearby alfalfa-field, only to then find out dat said bales weren't even on da guy's own property, but a neighboring one. What a humiliating disappointment!

by QuacksO December 22, 2021

Aerology

The study of air and gravity.

Floating objects has to do with aerology.

by SillySalleh January 4, 2022

astroboyfan42

astroboyfan42… one of a kind… so special maybe skrunkly… astroboyfan42 is so pretty hello? 🤔 Tobi (astroboyfan42) is so smart and outstanding (no joke he is funny) go follow em pls or who nows i may explode

Person 1: Hey did you hear about Tobi’s new post?

Person 2: no who is Tobi?? They sound cool
Person1: Well astroboyfan42 is a person on tiktok who actively posting and expressing opinions and intrest rhey have
Person 2: *starts beatboxing*

by g4yjoetazunastan March 29, 2022