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Cerebral Assassin

Simply put into translation, it means, "Brain Killer", or someone who will knock you around, and do damage to your head. This specific title was used by professional wrestler Paul Michael Levesque's gimmick Triple H.
The cerebral assassin makes his way to the ring.
by Spectacle of Dissonance January 14, 2020
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Ass assassinate

Boy A: Hey B, Where's your girlfriend?

Boy B: She's not here today, she's on crutches.

Boy A: What happened?

Boy B: Oh, I ass assassinated her last night.
by Onemanarmy675 November 5, 2011
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[Muff Assassins]

The hardest gang in the Jefferson City,MO area. They be fuckin them bitches so hard that they kill or "assassinate" the muff. This gang ain't nuttin to fuck with if you find yourself in Missouri. The Muff Assassins are a sect of the bloods and participate in various crimes and substance abuse activities.They in particularly enjoy Meth, Beating Women, Mini-Kegs, and Natural Light.
I was in JC and got jumped by the Muff Assassins while trying to buy some meth from them. They then proceeded to throw shit at me and tell me I had "Perty Lips."
by Butters - Muff Assassin March 14, 2009
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Soul assassin

A woman who slowly but steadily dismantles her partner's self-esteem and joy in life through constant nagging and passive aggressiveness.
Soul assassins are immediately obvious to third parties, but conceal their dark intentions from their victim by slowly increasing the level of abuse. The victim builds up a stronger tolerance to abuse until it can eventually not bear the burden anymore. This kills the soul.
The reason for the soul assassin's behavior is the lack of being able to take responsibility for their own failures and needing to blame the fault on somebody else.
A: "I saw Biff on a reunion again. He's just a shadow of his past self."
B: "Yeah, I heard his wife turned out to be a real soul assassin."
by bogglez August 17, 2015
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Monsoon Assassin

When you wake up before your one night stand does, quietly place a fan in front of her face...turn it on full blast while urinating from the reverse side into the blades. She will never know what hit her.

See also Pecos Bill
Woods woke up Erin last night with the full force of the Monsoon Assassin.
by The Silent Duck December 29, 2007
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assassination coordinates

Elon Musk's private plane's publically available flight path
They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service
by User295034709563 December 15, 2022
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Nap Assassin

Someone who always kills your nap.
"Every time I try to take a nap, my wife kills it"
"Dude, she's a Nap Assassin"
by Binarysmart December 24, 2018
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