meme assassin 

Behind The Meme, AKA King of the nonmies. He claims to explain memes, but kills them.

It's pretty self explanatory.

The normie king kills memes
Man #1: Behind The Meme killed the Crash Bandicoot Woah meme and the Wot In Tarnation meme. He's a processionalmeme assassin.
Man #2: let's take him down.

meme assassin by XxDemonKingxX May 20, 2018

Router Assassin 

The act of connecting to a router without a password, accessing the router settings, changing the password and/or deactivating it. Usually followed by downloading extreme amounts of porn and torrents.

Someone has router assassinated you.

Router Assassin by hurrdurrimahoerz October 18, 2010

Sneaki Assassin 

The best youtube channel on earth

Sneaki: Dayum
Lucky Golden Gun: Noice Sneaki Assassin

Sneaki Assassin by Chongyang May 25, 2018

The Windy City Assassin 

Derrick Rose, Former Bulls (soon to be) Hall of Famer was given this nickname in the 9 Years he was playing With the Chicago Bulls. Derived from the nickname of Chicago 'Windy City'

(Also given nicknames 'Pooh' and 'D-Rose)

John: Hey did you watch The Windy City Assassin, Derrick Rose drop 44 Last night against the Atlanta Hawks?

Anthony: Yes! He's definetely going to be MVP this Season.

The Windy City Assassin by 3ToWon December 13, 2020

Anal Assassin

1. Slang for a faggot.
2. Straight man who likes backstage access.
3. The raping of a man by another man.

Chris: My ass is sore today.
Rozzers: Damn anal assassins!
Olie: Wasn't me!

Anal Assassin by Rozzers June 19, 2006

ninja assassin 

In roleplaying games (especially ones not centred around physical conflict), a character who has been designed expressly to be extremely powerful in a fight and/or extremely stealthy.
The term is frequently used sarcastically, as creating such a character is often a sign that the person doing so still thinks he's playing D&D.

Did you see the new guy's character? He's a complete ninja assassin.

ninja assassin by Whybird June 8, 2004

ass assassin

A well-endowed gay man who knows how to thoroughly destroy an anus and get the victim to ask for more.

Porn star Jeff Stryker is a well-documented ass assassin.

ass assassin by Smarty_Pantz March 15, 2011