Arizona Branding

When park your car in the sun and the seat belt clip burns you when you get into you car

Fuck its so hot out my Prius gave me an Arizona branding

by Bitter Soup November 18, 2018

arizona time

The only true legit time zone there is.

Bruh 1: Yo bruh, it's 420! Let's get lit!!!
Bruh 2: Not yet, bruh. It ain't 420 in Arizona Time yet.
Bruh 1: *weeps in beer and low vibrations*

by Robert@SanDiego March 27, 2020

arizona assplay

When a male/female gets a cactus needle shovedup their rectum for sexual pleasure and bleed out of the anus.

Paula: Why won't you sit right?
Martha: Oh because Timmy gave me a rough Arizona assplay session last night that needed band-aids.

by Poopcicle July 12, 2014

Arizona worship

The position where one grabs a female's butt from her front around the waist, in order to get a close-up view of said butt.

Man, her ass was so fine , I had to give it an Arizona worship.

by bluNOTHING November 13, 2015

Arizona Sunshine

Basically a makeshift pringles fleshlight with little bits of pringles dust

Joe:Hey, I know you have a fleshlight. May I borrow?
Henry:Yeah I do, a newly crafted DIY one. Wanna try it?
Joe:Sure!

After minutes later

Joe:fucking hell my penis is dry as fuck
Henry:Must've forgot to clean it off, felt like the Arizona Sunshine eh?

by Ezekhg2 December 26, 2020

arizona muppet

During a prostate exam the doctor forces him or her arm into your anal cavity and works your mouth like a puppet!

Last year at my prostate exam, my doctor made me his Arizona muppet and worked my mouth like a puppet!

by AzRev January 30, 2022

Arizona Cactus

When a woman attaches barbed wire to her partner’s penis, and either takes it in the ass or in the vagina, and bounces like she’s at a nightclub.

Hey girly, I did Arizona Cactus with Brian. Now my pussy feels like it just went through hell!

by King James 1:13 July 21, 2020