Anton

Dumb bitch who looks like a garbage bin. Short as fuck. His dick is the same size as his brain so he ain't got a dick or brain. Thinks he's cool, but actually is dumb as fuck. He sucks at football, but thinks he is good. Won't leave others alone. He has no friends

Anton lost the ball again. Anton got rejected by another girl.

by Raj is a beast November 24, 2021

Anton

A cool guy to hang around with for awhile but he can wear you down and will probably start spamming you on discord or messenger or anything else he can

That Anton keeps calling me

by MegaDudeMan July 23, 2021

Anton

Does everything his owner Bilal says.

Look my dog is usch an Anton.

by Melvinslqyer July 11, 2022

Anton

A guy that seems nice at first and is a bit shy, but then turns out to be a pedophile. He tries to sneak into every kindergarten in a 15km radius and then smells the kids feet. Sometimes he also likes to masturbate infront of the kindergarten. Theres a german saying that he became a pedophile, because he bought a magic coat that transformed him into the inconspicuous but dangerous "flying child molester".

Police Officer 1: "There was a call this morning. Someone said there was a guy caught naked in front of the kindergarten."

Police Officer 2: "Seems like a Anton to me."

by _qp23_ November 21, 2021

Anton

a funny rich guy and he is a fortnite pro on PS4

me: i cant win in fortnite
Him: them hit up my boi Anton

by lil kids brrrrrrrrrrr April 25, 2018

Anton

An asian kid in Sweden thats 15 years old and cant stop playing fortnite even tho its weird AF but its chill because he’s making money out of it.

Watch out its Anton
Oww well im f*cked
*Anton after getting his kill: Letsgå

by Skogsmulle123 December 5, 2019

Anton

The most gay kind of human. Person who touches you from behind. Usually phedophilic towards young boys. These people typically as some amazing rizz and will pull a husbands wife, however, he really wants the husband instead. If dehydrated, can start making uncontrollable dog noises. These people are particularly addicted to giflar, bruschette and weed.

Otherwise, when this person get what he wants, he kind and passionate. This person is likes to give massages, which often end with what they refer to as a 'happy ending'.

Anton is a convicted felon charged with multiple acts against humanity and rape.

by TrueReporter September 4, 2025