(pronounced an-tee craCK) a typical response to a person or person's actions which goes against the general trend of fun in the room. Originates in the Irish town of Derry where craic (meaning good times and general tomfoolery) is sacrosanct. The anti-craic is the metaphorical devil in said situation.
Example 1 (In Derryspeak):
"Deeks was all 'hi maccers de ye wannay head down the 720 fer a wee c/o before sugar the nite' and Maccers was all 'naw am already tappin me ma fer a sub' and Deeks was all 'you are the anti-craic'.
Example 2 (In plain English):
Young Daniel kindly quizzed his friend Maxwell on the possibility of enjoying a sociable drink before their night at the discotheque, however Maxwell, responsibly apprehensive of the idea, explained the fact that his drinking habits had, of late, left him in debt to his mother and any further spending would invariably be disadvantageous to himself. Daniel, disappointed at young Maxwell's renunciation of fun, expressed said disappointment with the colloquial expression of dissapointment - namely "anti-craic"
"Deeks was all 'hi maccers de ye wannay head down the 720 fer a wee c/o before sugar the nite' and Maccers was all 'naw am already tappin me ma fer a sub' and Deeks was all 'you are the anti-craic'.
Example 2 (In plain English):
Young Daniel kindly quizzed his friend Maxwell on the possibility of enjoying a sociable drink before their night at the discotheque, however Maxwell, responsibly apprehensive of the idea, explained the fact that his drinking habits had, of late, left him in debt to his mother and any further spending would invariably be disadvantageous to himself. Daniel, disappointed at young Maxwell's renunciation of fun, expressed said disappointment with the colloquial expression of dissapointment - namely "anti-craic"
by DeckyTraynor June 21, 2009
A type of joke that is not a joke at all. It is just a surprising twist on a joke. Kinda like a big middle finger to the face.
Here are some Anti Jokes
Joke:
Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.
Question:
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Knock-Knock Joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident
Joke:
Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.
Question:
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Knock-Knock Joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident
by thebpbags April 13, 2011
A game played with similar rules to "shotgun". The notable exception is that he who calls anti-shotgun is exempt from sitting in the front seat with the taxi driver with especially pungent body odor. This game can only be played when 3 people are choosing positions for a 4 seat taxi.
Tim and Chris called anti-shotgun forcing me to hold my breath for the entire 30 minute cab ride back to the hotel.
by DrGordonFreeman October 14, 2010
Lucinda was in a meeting at work and received a text message with some really exciting news, making her scream out the word BOOM to all her fellow co workers. She smiled to the heavens but then shortly afterwards she received some news of the bad variety thus forcing to shout out the word "ANTI-BOOM"
OMFG this ANTI-BOOM is too much to handle.
OMFG this ANTI-BOOM is too much to handle.
by Russdaboss January 18, 2019
Jeff G. is an anti-STD. He is celibate right now. After he is celibate for 3 months, he'll get tested.
Why wait 3 months?
It takes 3 months for most STD's to be detectable. If you just caught an STD yesterday, and get tested today, the test will say you are clean, even though you are not.
Why wait 3 months?
It takes 3 months for most STD's to be detectable. If you just caught an STD yesterday, and get tested today, the test will say you are clean, even though you are not.
by Sarah Goven March 13, 2009
A true chad who believes that both genders are equal and thinks that women shouldn’t be held in a higher regard just because they’re female.
This may lead to some people thinking they’re douchebags because they don’t follow modern societal expectations for how each gender should be treated.
As a follower of ‘equal rights, equal fights’, they will be fully willing to fight anyone who they believe deserves it.
This may lead to some people thinking they’re douchebags because they don’t follow modern societal expectations for how each gender should be treated.
As a follower of ‘equal rights, equal fights’, they will be fully willing to fight anyone who they believe deserves it.
Steve: “Bro, that chick is so hot, if she sat on my face and suffocated me to death, I’d be okay with it.”
Bob: “Wtf, why are you such a simp?”
Steve: “Are you saying that you’ve never been horny before?”
Bob: “No, but that doesn’t mean I’d do anything for someone I found attractive. In fact, if she tried doing that to me, I’d have no trouble knocking her into next week!”
Steve: “Idk, dude, seems more douchebagish to me than anything.”
John: “Nah, it just means Bob is an anti-simp.”
Bob: “Wtf, why are you such a simp?”
Steve: “Are you saying that you’ve never been horny before?”
Bob: “No, but that doesn’t mean I’d do anything for someone I found attractive. In fact, if she tried doing that to me, I’d have no trouble knocking her into next week!”
Steve: “Idk, dude, seems more douchebagish to me than anything.”
John: “Nah, it just means Bob is an anti-simp.”
by Lorekeeper GGuy May 01, 2020
The act of having negative rizz
by Kenyafitdeezballs November 13, 2022